Rejoice for we are in for a real treat!
http://vegasblog.latimes.com/vegas/2006/10/elton_john_reco.html
:D:D
oh how long i’ve been waiting for this! my life finally has a purpose. i can hardly wait for such hits as “Saturday Night’s Alright (For Crunking)”, or “Don’t Go F***ing with my heart.”
Yeah, I can’t wait for Norma Jean ya ho!
I’m looking forward to RizzocketMizzan and Candle in Yo Mothaf****n Butt
this thread gets ***** (5 stars) for hilarity
Music by Elton J-to-tha-izzohn
Lyrics by Bernie Taupin
Available on tha album Goodbye Yellow B-R-to-tha-izzick Road
Hey kids, shakes it loose togetha
The spotlight’s hitt’n sum-m sum-m
That’s bizzle known ta change tha cracka
Wizne’ll K-to-tha-izzill tha fatted C-to-tha-izzalf tonight
So stiznick around
You’re gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound
Say, Candy n Ronnie, have you seen tizzle yet
But they’re so spaced out, Bennie n tha Jets
Oh but they’re weird n they’re wonderful
Oh Bennie she’s really keen
She’s gots electric boots a mohair suit
You K-N-to-tha-izzow I read it in a magazine
Bennie n tha Jets
Hey kids, plizzay into tha faithless
Maybe they’re blinded
But Bennie makes thizzem ageless
We shall survive, let us takes ourselves along
Where we fizzay our parents out in tha streets
To find who’s riznight n who’s wrong
Oh no…Not this one! (I actually had to pe* after this)
Music by Elton Jizzay
Lyrics by Bernie Taupin
Available on tha album Honky Château
She packed mah bags last nizzight pre-flight
Zero hizzy nine a.m.
And I’m gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss tha earth so much I miss mah wife
It’s lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Tiznill touch diznown messin’ me round again ta find
I’m not tha dawg they think I am at home
Oh no no no I’m a rocket dawg
Rocket dawg ballin’ out his fuse up here alone
Mars ain’t tha kind of place ta raise yo kids
In fact it’s cold as hizzay
And there’s no one there ta raise thizzay if you did
And all this science I don’t understand
It’s just mah job fizzy days a week
A rocket mizzy a rocket dawg
And I T-H-to-tha-izzink it’s gonna be a long long time…
This doesn’t sound good.
This is compareable to britney spears makin’ metal 
How about barry manilow goes l33t?
Sounds to me like it’s more comparable to Britney Spears actually singing.