what…i was a weird kid.
geez, you have everything!!!
ask for cash
Well, Jeepster, I’ve got a lot, but a lot of that came from some yard mowing. Its not like I’m spoiled.
anyone else wanna try to figure me out?
Dude how big is your yard?
Just kidding why don’t you go on a trip or something.
Hey mine’s on Saturday.
I don’t know what I want either. =/
A car would be nice, but that would be about as likely as getting a tank. 
Valarking: lol. At least you know what you want!
I’m clueless.
Ask for something practical then.
I need gloves, so I might ask for that.
Maybe giftcards?
Movies are always good too. Clerks 2 recently came out on DVD. I just bought the first two seasons of The Office as well.
hmm. movies are good…gift cards too.
thanks.
Any more ideas? I’m really in a time crunch to give my family some ideas…
what about a pet like some fish or a bird or something? wait, you probably don’t want a pooping present… want a shovel?
lol
Haha Jeepster at school for one of my classes secret santa thing, a guy gave this girl a LIVE MOUSE. It was so funny.
More RAM, a better video card maybe. PC motherboards can support up to 8 Gigs now if you have a 64 bit system. (Although the limit here is NOT in software…) Quad core processor… Yeah. Geeky computer stuff.
you want to donate a large some of money the Blender foundation.
as you get older you want more practical things, and get annoyed when someone buys something stupid.
If you are really smart you will ask for something like “a good set of kitchen knives in a block” and by good i mean one that will last you 30+ years. you may also want to ask for a great set of cutlery, or some wine glasses (will use them sooner than you think)
these are the things that cost a fortune (for good stuff that will last more than the warentee period by 40x or more) but you will need.
if you have junk already, get stuff that is not junk, and save our lanfills.
Alltaken
Helicopter and some bananas.
Alltaken, he’s going to be SEVENTEEN.
Never to young to have a decent set of Kitchen Knives!
yeah so what, he’ll hate me now, but love me in 5 years 
the first time it hit me was when my mum got me a stapler and a sellotape dispenser for my B’day… i was not very impressed at all… then 5 months later i thought it was the best present i have ever had. use them all the time, and they got me good ones too, none of this crap.
so i stand by my original idea of asking for kitchen knives 
Alltaken
We usually get money, which is good 'cause then you can save it up and buy what you like. Of course money is also a bit impersonal as a gift.
But if you already own everything you want to own, then money won’t get you far. How about investing in some clothing, some male scent (read: perfume) so you smell nice, a good haircut… a bit of self-care and maybe you’ll get a good girlfriend. Girls will absolutely fall in love with you if you make such a good first impression (because after all, in the game of love if you don’t make a good start you can forget about it).
Iv’e gotta go with the Junkie’s idea for a quad core…Your uncle may be kinder than your folks and rent you a girlfriend for a couple of hours…just kidding, I think?
Wow, you really got all a 17-year old could want
So, what about…a nice party or something, you always wanted to do? Who needs “presents” if you can have that. But of course, I’m not sure if that’s something for you. That’s more in the direction of Charlesworth’s suggestion…
However, you can never have enough money, so just go with that
Luckily, it’s pretty easy for me - give me a book, or two or three and I’m happy.