No, no one is going to, because you yourself admit it is a dumb forum.
There is no attraction for it, no purpose that can’t be much better served here (besides spamming) and I think you probably just want to be a moderator. Good luck with that.
This reminds me of times when I’ve heard bands finish their set on stage and tell the audience, “Um, we have some CDs, over there. If you want to buy them, which you probably don’t, because we suck, you can. You probably don’t want to waste your money on us but you can if you want to. Good night.”
I’ve never bought a CD from someone who doesn’t even have the confidence to say it’s worth it. Why would I join your forum?