my stupid cat


(Nayman) #1

he wont leave alone while blending

how can i combat this silly feline?!

He is nudgingm ym fingers as we speak…

Grrrr…

and likcing my chin… help me… i cant live much longer.


(S68) #2

This is mine

http://www.selleri.org/otto/otto4.jpg

Usually ihe only sheds hair :slight_smile:

Stefano


(ectizen) #3

Get a trackball. The cat is jealous - you’re always playing with that mouse.

:wink:


(joecool) #4

That’s ok, my cat doesn’t have a brain. She sits on the porch all day long. (or in the basement.) She just sits there, eats when my sister feeds her, and goes back to bad. She doesn’t know how to hunt either. she’s retarded.


(rogerm3d) #5

joecool: Your cat isnt retarded it just is smart and know it can relie on you sister to feed it.
Lazy as hell though by the sound of it.


(joecool) #6

haha


(gargola) #7

i agree,lazy as hell! just as my lower jaw??? LOL he he he! :stuck_out_tongue: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:


(cree) #8

No such thing as a stupid cat. They just pretend to be stupid.


(Detritus) #9

Talking about stupid cats, can you guys help me figuring out whether my kitten is stupid or intelligent? You see, she barely reacts to sounds/motions or anything, she just lyes there all day long. And she was the first of the three kittens we got to let a human pat them. So I wonder, is she soo smart that she understands that no human will hurt her, or is she to dumb to understand what a human is?

She´s really puzzling me…


(Jolly Gnome) #10

Well, you can try to threaten him, if he won’t let you alone. Show him this picture, and tell him, that that’s exactly what is going to happen, if he doesn’t leave:
http://www.stupidanimals.freeserve.co.uk/cats/041.htm


(Dittohead) #11

:o :-?


(Dittohead) #12

just model a dobermen and render fullscreen!!! :wink:


(gargola) #13

Detritus: are you sure your cat is not blind? if not,he most be lazy as hell! even more thatn Joe’s cat. LOL :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:


(joecool) #14

heck forget the doberman, show that cat this: it’ll get that crazy cat off you.

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/parts/torsion.jpg

or this one
http://home.ican.net/~otiss/bonsai/bonsai2.jpg


(haunt_house) #15

indoor cats are usually bored close to tears…

HH


(gargola) #16

Joe: what kind of horrible tortures are those??? he he he! is there an electric chair too? :wink: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:


(haunt_house) #17

hopefully not. does anyone knows that story where a devils cat takes revenge for thousands of cats which were dying in experiments and a killer is hired to get rid of her?

HH


(Timonides) #18

Hey Nayman!!!

How many times did the cat have had sex lately???

I mean, if you find the cat a mate, he’ll probably leave you alone!!!

All friends do that when they find a new girlfriend… ( :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: )

does anyone knows that story where a devils cat takes revenge for thousands of cats which were dying in experiments and a killer is hired to get rid of her?

I haven’t heard of it… How does this story end???

skontar.


(gargola) #19

he he he!!! if he can’t find a mate,probably he is gay. :wink: well,better be careful,maybe that’s the reason he won’t leave you alone! :o LOL he he he! :wink: :smiley: :smiley:


(haunt_house) #20

the cat wins, the killer dies. I would too, if a cat crawled down my throat.

HH