Never Ending Story

Well this is a small game that has suceeded in other forums, and I want to see where it goes on elysiun. (Sry if it has been done already)

This is the way it works, I start the story, and you don’t allow an ending.

Once there was a man named…

James who ordered a martini, farted and…

made 3 consecutive spam-ish posts inside of an hour… :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

was hyper on caffiene while doing so, but detailed them thoroughly. So he turned off his PC and passed out on…

Been done before.

https://blenderartists.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=50364
https://blenderartists.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=34654
https://blenderartists.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=33669
https://blenderartists.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=19502
https://blenderartists.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=20910

zork stuff
https://blenderartists.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=22585
https://blenderartists.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=48694
https://blenderartists.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=47871
https://blenderartists.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13548

You’re not trying to bump your post count, are you?

No, look at my join date and look how spread out my posts are. But you seem be doing just that by posting worthless links.

Are you trying to kill the thread? What for? The point of it is to have fun…

Also I am sure most people know that number of posts signifies nothing, take a look at Kansas_15 so many posts but so useless.

Also three topics doesnt mean I am spamming, first of all they are all thought out and actually have a few paragraphs atleast in each post.

Pick up from here all taht want to actually try it, and those who are just here to kill it don’t bother posting. Nuff said -

was hyper on caffiene while doing so, but detailed them thoroughly. So he turned off his PC and passed out on…

Big pile of spoobeets, which he had set his pc beside simply because he felt so…

[ Yes, the topics are thought out, but they are useless. You just wrote your opinions. theres nothing wrong with that every once in a while, but 2 in less that 10 minutes? smells a little like postcount boosting to me. Im not trying to make you leave or anything, or even make you mad or gain an enemy, just try to make more usefull topics, and spread them out a little. (i dont mind these story threads, there are a lot of em’, but we havn’t had one in a while) ]

yes, buit wouldn’t it be easier to just reply to a bunch of topics instead of making a bunch? I rarely post in off-topics and three posts and I am boosting? Look at the majority of my posts and you will find that most are giving instruction or asking opinion in WIP. Just because one has some free time and spends it using the off-topic forum for one night does not mean ye is post-boosting, just on a “roll” of ideas that for one I have been thinking about for a while and just got around to posting them and when I was done I remembered a fun game that I enjoyed in other forums and decided to post it and see what happens. I really shouldn’t have to explain my action, nor be accussed of post-boosting.

Please Continue:

Big pile of spoobeets, which he had set his pc beside simply because he felt so…

I don’t feel like participating, and I’d hate to steer this in another direction, but I feel this shouldn’t be left alone.

Those links were far from worthless. Duoas was just showing that this has been done. Repeatedly. It’d be like someone posting links to topics in Blender General instead of regurgitating an answer, and having those classified as “worthless links”.

But, please, continue. %|

In all honesty, eventually this thread, like the others, will fade on thier own. Is there any reason to imediately put down a topic simply because it has been discussed before? Who knows, details may significantly differ from this thread than from any of the previous.

Anyhow, Haker hasn’t been able to participate in any of the previous similar discussions, so imediately there are some inherant entertainment benefits – at least on Haker’s part.

To put it simply, why be the death of the party? Have fun with the present, instead of focusing so much on the past. Eventually almost everything will be discussed; does that mean we should all stop talking?

…unusual sometimes, especially when the pigs were learning to fly helicopters. So he…

Jumped on his bike and flew off the nearest dam…

Into a chicken, at wich he wrestled with and almost has him until…

…The chicken’s mana has finally regenerated. the chicken then casts…

a fishing line that graps the largest bass known to man…

The man pulls it a finishing net and . . .

… suddenly dies a horrible, painful death. Before he can be revived, he decomposes in a near instant into dust. It seems he has been infected with self-replicating nano-bots hell bent on destroying all they come in contact with. Soon these nano-bots spread throughout the universe destroying inanimate objects and living creatures alike until there is nothing but a vacuum at which point the bots turn on themselves. So now we reach a state where time ceases to exist; there is no life, there are no events…

Get outta that one :P.

…but there is beer! A full refrigerator full of cold beer! And a couch! And hot chicks! And a TV with soccer matches airing 24/7!

Oh wait, that was me daydreaming again…

or was it? mabye it wasent a dream and everything else is.
the full refrigerator full (note: 2 fulls) of cold beer is very real indeed.

… suddenly dies a horrible, painful death. Before he can be revived, he decomposes in a near instant into dust. It seems he has been infected with self-replicating nano-bots hell bent on destroying all they come in contact with. Soon these nano-bots spread throughout the universe destroying inanimate objects and living creatures alike until there is nothing but a vacuum at which point the bots turn on themselves. So now we reach a state where time ceases to exist; there is no life, there are no events…

Get outta that one .

and then the big bang happend or whatever and it all started again so…
Once there was a man named…

ooooo nice…John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmit who was shootin at some grub and up came a bubblin crude…