NO!!.......you can not be on my "BuddyList"

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really people this has gotten out of hand…today i awoke and found a ton of private messages from people who wish to be on my buddylist…

first off no one on this entire forum is cool enough to be on my buddy list. you guys are so pathetic…i mean read some of the stuff people sent me in private messages about the stupid buddy list

Alltaken
Wu as you know i dont have many friends, basically because my mother still dresses me in skin tight, mini shorts, please please let me be on you buddy list.

Sago
Wu, as you have mentioned in the past i have extreme deformaties in my eyes, and because of this i find it hard to make new friends, and meet chicks. if you are willing to add me to your buddy list i will pay you 100 dollars…PLEASE

BgDM
Wu, you are the coolest guy on the whole freaking forum, i beg you let me be on your buddylist! i will share with you my over 100 box collection of twinkies…I BEG YOU!

osxrules
Wu, i idolize everything you do. i need to be on your buddy list. if you let me on the list i will ask my mom is she will give you one of her special bowlhair cuts that she gives me every sunday!

Shard
Wu, i’m so lonely, and now this new buddylist, i ask everyone if i can be on their list and they all tell me to die…i’m afraid of the sunlight so i have to resort to posting on forums to make friends, if you would let me be on your buddy list i would be forever greatfull

Rore
Wu, i want your body, let me be on your buddy list and i will love you forever, oh wait i already do…

Enriq766
Wu, i’m ugly as hell! let me be on your buddylist, please, i’m so hideous!

@ndy
Wu, i want to be able to model like you, please, i feel that if i’m on your buddy list i will somehow have the powers you have, please please please please!

Ton
Wu, one word “vrooom jacket”…ok two words, if you let me on your buddy list i will give you my freaking Vrooom Jacket!!!

this is just a handfull of the letters i got in my private messages. and i had one responce for all of them and all of you

DENIED…YOU ARE ALL UNCOOL AND WILL NEVER…EVER BE ON MY BUDDYLIST!!!

if you do not know what the buddy list is it is the new feature on this new forum in your “User CP” settings…

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YAY!!!

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Wu
Oh justin, I have been waiting for so long for an opportunity like this. I would love to take this new buddy system as a chance to see you naked. I promise that if you add me to your buddy list I will grant you full access to my butt. there is nothing on this earth I want more

Sorry Wu, I don’t think your good enogh for what I can dish out. HAHAHa plus I’m not gay

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z3r0 d- DENIED , you say your happy, but i know how crushing this is for you, dont take it too hard, but your just not cool enough…looser…:eek:

Justin- DENIED , that was sent to you in privacy, you ass! now you are definatly not on my list! i hate you!:mad: :mad: :mad:

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Dear wu,

I’m sorry but things just aren’t working out between us. I’m sorry. It’s not me, it’s you. I know you wanted to be on my buddy list oh so badly. I didn’t just ignore all 36 of the pm’s you sent me. I’m really am sorry, but as I have said I’m not gay. While you were at home watching broke back mountain I was the meat in a chick sandwich. I know it breaks your heart, but your going to have to start seeing other guys.

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dood that t3h phunneh.

So rood.

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To be on my buddy list you have to be able to use proper english

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Proper English? Isn’t that an Oxymoron?

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I am NOT a moron %l

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No, but proper english doesn’t always sound like English.

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And the first locked thread of the new forum era goes too…

Please don’t do this. This was totally uncalled for. Thanks.

BgDM