Not Annoying Enough

I’ve been thinking about something. I’m not being annoying enough. Cubefan has already become MORE annoying than I am.

Any suggestions on how to regain my jackass personality? I’m thinking about talking in all ebonics.

I want you to keep flaming cubefan each time he make a poll or something…he need to learn that poll are getting boring! (and him too)…

:wink:

Let me try my ebonics idea:

Yo dawg, Cube be starting shit in da hood so I’s gonna hafta bust a cap in his grill yo.

Now, in 1337 ebonics:

j0, d4wG, c||b3 b3 574r71ng 5h1zzn17 1n d4 h00d 50 1z g0nn4 h4f74 b||z7 4 c4p 1n h1z @$$ j0

Yo dawg, Cube be starting shit in da hood so I’s gonna hafta bust a cap in his grill yo.

Ugh. Shut it, VK. You’re not a rapper and you never will be. You play the friggin’ piano. How many rappers do that? You could count them on the fingers of some gangster’s victim (who suffers a finger-slicing).

j0, d4wG, c||b3 b3 574r71ng 5h1zzn17 1n d4 h00d 50 1z g0nn4 h4f74 b||z7 4 c4p 1n h1z @$$ j0

Ugh. $h|_|7 17, /|<. Does anybody but me hate Internet speak? Really, if you’re going to say something, don’t make it look like you’re an idiot. “@$$?” That’s stupider than a special edition DVD of “There’s Something About Mary,” or of any Farrelly brothers film, for that matter. Really, 7 & T don’t look that much alike unless you’re a kindegartener with a serious writing problem or two, and even they know the difference. It makes elementary school spelling bee winners look like geniuses. I just hope none of them use stupid speech like that.

And “4” and “a” do?

No, they don’t either.

PLease, VK, do not try to compete with cubefan, you will only make him more annoying and i had a feeling that he was just beginning to quieten down…

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Here’s a suggestion on how to become very annoying. Become a loud mouth know-it-all abrasive abusive alcoholic and whine when all your friends dump you or don’t answer the phone when they see your number on the call display. :smiley:

Hey, that sonds like me!

Cube, that shows how un-1337 j00 are.
I cant rap but I can talk the ebonics like a mofo:
Shut yo fuckin grill you doped up ho, befo I bust yo in da grill, scrub.

Hey, I think your begining to get this annoying thing back, This thread’s only 10 posts long and I already want to kill someone.

Beat cube’s ass, dawg.

Just make sure you don’t annoy the wrong people cough cough

Martin :wink:

Maybe it’s time to coin the term “e-bonics”

Use tour instead of to or too, it always works for me :wink:

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