One Trilogy: Matrix vs. Starwars. vs. Lord of the Rings

Hilarious:
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/trilogy.html

and an excerpt to whet your appetite:

Criteria No. 3 - Story Themes and Symbolism

MATRIX:
None.

STARWARS:
Cold, gut-tangling paranoia. That’s the key to the Star Wars tales. The central meaning in both trilogies is our modern need for protection and safety against the cold, uncaring horror of existence. The films unflinchingly portray disaster after disaster for all who are left unprotected for even a moment; we see women’s need to constantly be protected (and rescued) by men, man’s own need to always be protected and kept aloft by catwalk railings in a world where they are still millennia away from invention, a space station exhaust shaft’s need to be protected by a hard covering or at least some protective grating to stop foreign objects.

It is a theme that resonates in these new, dangerous times unlike any other. Who is protecting your exhaust shaft, America?

hehe, i liked a quote on one of his other pages here about file trading…

Rock and roll musician Lars Metallica has gone public saying that illegal downloading has cost him so much money that he has had to lower the quality of his music due to lack of funds.