Prepared for an impending zombie invasion?

On Drudge report from the CDC. Its too funny:

As I have tried before to warn the people about this, they will still not listen. The only defense seems to be blowing their heads off or comsupstion by fire…

Zombies are corny, lets move on people.

Zombies? Not worried… just use THIS.

I just thought it funny. How in all reality is it possible???