well, I happen to know IPA (alas, I have no microphone), so if you guys can read it this is what I think it sounds like:
ʔoɣsnœpjə
- glottal stop: the sound before the a in “about”
- close-mid back round vowel: the o in the German “boot” sort of like English “hose” but without the u sound (houz)
- voiced velar fricative: I believe this is how a g is pronounced in Dutch, like in g Spanish “Diego”, basically a g in English that is held out, (but maybe its just a normal g or more like ch in German “ach”)
- voiceless alveolar fricative: normal s as in in “sit”
- alveolar nasal: normal n as in “new”
- open-mid front round vowel: like a rounded version of English e in “they”, like o umlaut in German “könig”, (this one I am just guessing on, for all I know it is just a diphthong like in English “poem”)
- voiceless bilabial plosive: normal p in English “hope”, but maybe not as hard
- palatal approximant: y as in English “yet” and j as in German “jahr”
- mid-central vowel: like er in British “supper” or e in German “katze”
I have no idea what syllables are stressed, though.
for those people who don’t know IPA, this is the best I an do:
ohGH sneir pyer
pronounce the GH like in ughh… (kinda)
the eir is the best I can do for German long o umlaut, pronounce this as a Britisher
the er should be pronounced as in British as well, or it can be like the u in “but”
EDIT: Upon doing a little tiny bit of research I learned that oe makes the u as in German “hut” and English “food” in dutch.
New IPA:
ʔoɣsnupjə
New Anglicized:
ohGH snoo pyer