I’m sick of waiting for it to bake. So here’s something new. Try your hand at it.
Can’t think of any myself right now, though.
I really don’t have a witty quote at the moment.
Post count +1.
“The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.”
“1,2,9 and 23 are perpendicular cows”
“This’ll be great on the showreel”
“We’ll do it in post-pro!”
“Good, Fast, and Cheap: choose only two.”
“In the first copy that’ll go away!”
I may have something in one of my posts going back a few years, I wonder what it could be.
“Foolishness, with power, is one of the most destructive things.”
Heres one I got:
It’s better forgive and forget than to hold
“choose your major now before you keep regretting it for the rest of your life”
“generosity is now called stupidity”
My favourite quote: ‘This thread is now about’. 
i’ve noticed, and could you stop doing that, since it just turns every thread into garbage.
.b
You never have one problem, you have two: the issue at hand, and the broken process that caused it.
“On the forums, careful what u say u must be. The Admins and Moderators r a-waiting for ones like U”
“Never, ever, ever,ever,ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, say Never or Ever!” X(
“Suzzane was awfully tired by the 3D bullies Max and Maya.”
“Suzzane wanted a pet Python so she contacted the blender devs at the BI.”
These r all lame but I couldn’t resist.
Here are some of my favorites:
It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open one’s mouth and prove it.
A wise man does not need advice and a fool won’t take it.
and 1 I personally made up, even though I don’t believe it: =]
Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
When we open our mouthes, those around us look into our minds.
You can’t make fool-proof stuff, the fools are just to smart.
If the smart would just give in, the dumb would rule the earth.
Laughter is as medicine to the bones.
More coming!!!
If the Moon was a big giant butt, would that mean the Moon was mooning us all the time?
Something about uber hax, right? Or was that someone else