MUSIC IN THE MOVIES SUCK. MUSIC ALONE IS GOOD; MOVIES ALONE ARE GOOD.
Okay, here’s the deal: Hollywood has made way too many movies that have… no, NEED soundtracks. Why? Because their actors aren’t good enough. For example, let’s look at “The Fast And The Furious.” Do you think that it would have such an impact if there were no rock soundtrack? No… in fact, it doesn’t have an impact (okay, maybe “don’t see the sequel” or “drag-racing kicks ass,” but those are pretty bad morals–EVERYONE knows they shouldn’t see a sequel after the “Cube 2” monstrosity). So, they add in music for the least important scenes that don’t need acting. They’re just going to have dinner… bad acting! NO! Wait… add in some music! That always works, and because Universal gives such an extravagant amount of money for fluff like this, we can add anything in! Yawn… oh, wait, I’m up because THEY’RE PLAYING THEIR MUSIC SO DANG LOUD. I haven’t seen it (and don’t plan to), but it looks like crap, and you know it just by the fact that you can read in a review, “The police cop character is shooting at a fugitive on the street… no policeman would do this when innocent lives at risk.” Maybe corrupt cops would do something like that, but not trained ones that are honest.
Now, since I’m posting this on the Elysiun Chat, I’m going to relate to the two Blender shorts I’ve seen with music: “Just One Wish,” and “Cyan Sun.” Now, these are pretty good shorts. Why can’t they just forget music? It’s not like they need it. If you’re going to prove that you have a good story on your hands, you wouldn’t need music, holiday-ish or sci-fi-ish. The story could carry itself, and if you can’t, your story was doomed from the start and not even the best music will make an impact.
Should I ever get around to making shorts, I want to keep them SOUND-FREE. Filmmakers started out with moving pictures; why not start there? If you want to make a movie, don’t make it audio; make it visual. You don’t hear the phrase “hear a movie” for a reason: You SEE a movie, because the visuals should make up the movie, not the audio. Silent films can be played on mute and make an impact; try it with “The General” (don’t try “Nosferatu,” you’ll be bored to death). So they have music on the DVDs and videotapes; so what? They aren’t needed. You can go to a movie deaf and it should have an impact; if you really need to hear it, it’s an audiobook. Combining them makes a modern movie, and judging from what Hollywood is doing these days, you shouldn’t combine them.
Again, if I make movies, I want to start with no sound. No music, no voice, no sound effects… just silence. Silence is golden, and if my stories suck, then at least I have the decency to keep them bad than to add in blaring music that just deafens you. When a story makes an impact without you hearing anything, there’s a good story. When you need to add a soundtrack, people overlook that and see your awful story. Alfred Hitchcock didn’t need music at all during “The Birds,” and it is one good film. It’s not great, I admit (kind of boring), but never once do they use music. That’s ballsy. Even ambient music is omitted; the only “music” you hear is that of the birds. When you need ominous music to keep your audience in suspense, you’re not storytelling properly. You need a STORY, not a soundtrack.
“Just One Wish” has a nice soundtrack, I admit, and the “Cyan Sun” music can rock at times, but ask yourself if you’d watch the films without the sound. In fact, do just that. Watch them without the sound. See if the stories still make you think or have a bittersweet feeling on you afterwards. If they don’t, they’re not classics.
I don’t get this. I’ve heard that Edward Scissorhand’s soundtrack is so good, you can listen to it on your own and have an impact. That’s a compliment? Isn’t that saying you can have the film at home without watching it, because all you need is a CD player? If you want compelling music, listen to “Classical” music. You don’t need a TV, and you don’t need an understanding of language; all you need is a CD player and a CD of, say, Beethoven’s 5th Symphony.