Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, strange twisted version


(CubeFan973) #1

Part 1 Of The Pointless Christmas Threads by CubeFan973:

RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER: The Rather Sick, Twisted, And Weird Version
By CubeFan973 and his nameless brother
Original lyrics by, well, I don’t know

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose (like a bullet)
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows (RADIATION!)

All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names (like CENSORED!)
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games (like “Resident Evil”)

Then one snowy Chirstmas Eve,
Santa came to say, (RUDOLPH, YOU’RE FIRED!)
“Rudolph, with your nose so bright,
Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?” (Into a vat of gasoline)

Then all the reindeer loved him,
As they shouted out with glee (We’re dead!)
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer,
You’ll go down in his history (as a UFO)

Yes, I’m demented. BTW: The “Radiation” part was written by my brother. The idea of having a gory video game also goes to him, though he said “Mortal Kombat” rather than “Resident Evil.”

More Commentary (now each line rather than every other line):

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer (had a nosebleed)
Had a very shiny nose (like a bullet)
And if you ever saw it (you’d be blind)
You would even say it glows (RADIATION!)

All of the other reindeer (tried to kill him)
Used to laugh and call him names (like CENSORED!)
They never let poor Rudolph (have their change)
Join in any reindeer games (like “Resident Evil”)

Then one snowy Chirstmas Eve, (he was buried)
Santa came to say, (RUDOLPH, YOU’RE FIRED!)
“Rudolph, with your nose so bright, (here’s a jigsaw puzzle*)
Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?” (Into a vat of gasoline)

Then all the reindeer loved him, (even the guys)
As they shouted out with glee (We’re dead!)
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, (want a redder nose?)
You’ll go down in his history (as a UFO)

*Originally, it was “Why don’t you solve Kafka?” However, a jigsaw puzzle made more sense. “David Lynch movies” would have worked, too, but that’s way too many syllables.

Enjoy, and quit flaming already!


(cree) #2

Kib’s poor server would enjoy a Christmas break from your non-sensical babbling. People told me to take a teacher’s course after I graduated from University, but I told them that with my luck I would end up teaching a classroom full of idiotic spoiled brats like you who prefer to waste their time, bandwidth, and electricity spewing out mindless drivel on the Internet instead of learning or doing something useful. You wanted to be the center of attention then you got it. Where do you want to be told to go today?


(valarking) #3

Um, that was a little harsh, I prefer to use the “STFU CUBE!” approach.

[CubeFan=“Imitation”]LOCK THIS THREAD!!![/CubeFan]


(cree) #4

Yes, harsh but true. He set himself up for it. Maybe, if what he posted wasn’t just garbage then things would have been different. At least Monty Python was original and funny, he’s just ridiculous. Sorry, but I hope he realizes that he should doing something better with his time like actually working on his countless “movie projects”, his homework, or developing meaningful social relationships and skills.


(IMProvisar) #5

Wouldn’t the correct syntax be…

[imitation=“CubeFan973”]LOCK THIS THREAD!!![/imitation]

?

Imp


(valarking) #6

Wouldn’t the correct syntax be…

[imitation=“CubeFan973”]LOCK THIS THREAD!!![/imitation]

?

Imp[/quote]

You’re right! WTF was I thinking??? :stuck_out_tongue: