Special announcement: Project Dingleberry

I understand, you’re speachless… I mean speechless.

Because I was with you.

what he drew on my landlords grandaughters drawing screen…

An ejaculating phallus… sorry about that.

and why the lifegaurds at the beach went nuts when bozo the clown got in the water…

Because I actually went for a swim (how the hell could I know Americans don’t go beyond the point where they can barely touch the bottom).

wu sent me a couple of black and whites he snapped with his telephoto lens
http://home.att.net/~zolgnar/Sagowithsharks00.jpg

haha, close enough, we went to the beach and the first thing sago asked was, how far out can i go?, i told him you can go pretty far out. so i plug in my ear plugs and hit the water, sago goes out too, along with my buddy matt,

so sago starts telling us he has some kind of netherlands swimmers license, and there for he has the autority to swim out as far as he wants, haha! and that dude was gone, i thought for a second he was going back home to the netherlands to pick up more cheese and bring it back

so anyway the life gaurds start freaking out, adn blowing there whistles, and my friend matt says i cant see him anymore, and i look and all i see is this tiny narrow head with these uber dork tacular goggles, and the lifegaurds are waving him in, blowing whistles, haha.

then he comes up to us, now i have my super wu ear plugs of inviciblity, and matt is built like a gorrilla, and sago has on his googles of dorkhood, and the lifegaurds are putting even more attention on us by blowing whistles like crazy, so sago says, i’m going to go have a talk with him, haha!

so he gets out, and i dont know what the hell was going on, but sago is talking, and talking, and talking, then he comes back in, i asked what the hell was going on, and he said he was asking about sharks and stuff, haha, then he was too afriad to swim far out after that, haha, i guess the life gaurd knew what to say to people who swam too far out, haha! so funny, it was a good day!

the funniest part was i went back to sit on the beach and hang with the babes and i hear the life guard talking about, hey did you hear that french guy, what is up with these forigen people, haha! there were talking about blenderartists own sago-goggle-man!

great times!! watch out for sharks…

once i get my camera to upload i will post some pictures of my favorite story yet, haha…

That’s all just cause of those goggles… they disguised Sago’s amphibian pedrigree!
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/culturevulture/archives/crazyfrog.jpg

Damn I hate the stupid monotonic tones that resemble those of somebody going nuts with one of those morse code things. Not a bad model though.

I’ve seen that frog on dutch tv - don’t suppose someone from here made it?

Oh and you guys are crazy :smiley:

yes, someone modelled the evil frog, i think it might have been macouno, that is probably it there.

where can I preorder the Brothers of Faxanna dvd?? :stuck_out_tongue:

[public service reminder]

For those of you that are new here or those that are just too plain stupid to remember, Super WuMan is the Pimp Daddy Flex Master Supreme. Even to read his words should cost you money.

And… oh yeah… I guess someone should acknowledge Sago.

[/public service reminder]

haha, hilarious, i contacted the dvd company that put out the dvds for E.T., Jurassic Park, and StarWars, but they were saying that the demand would be so great that it would cripple the foundation the their company, and they could not have that…so as for now i’m still lookign for a dvd company that can handle super wu-mans power…

finally someone has gotten it right! except for th acknowlede sago part, he is worthless without the Wu, we form like Vultron, i am the head and the brains the arms and the strength, the beauty, he is the ass tail and the feet that i command! DAMN its good to be the Pimp Daddy Flex Master Supreme:evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:


p.s. unfortunatly i cant get my camera to load at the moment onto my computer, so for now i will have to hold back the story of why me and sago couldnt…why sago couldnt pick up chicks on the boarwalk of the beach, yeah, so for now i will have to with hold the photo of sago, in his ball-hugger shorts, sleevless “new orleans , cajun basketball series” t-shirt, and swimming goggles around his neck, then he asks me why we cant get chicks…why HE cant get chicks! let me ask you this people , what 4ft man from netherlands wears a basketball shirt? what are you gonna do at a basketball game? hand out the water? mop the sweat off the floor? give the team a pep-talk? do circus tricks? …what is wrong with eroupeans?

When are you going to release them? Are you going to keep working on it making ever more awsome until project peach is released, then release yours at the same time and crush its sales and PR so bad that it makes the project peach team loose all self-esteem, loose their jobs, life and be force them to live on the streets?

In all, if any, seriousness though, this is going to be a million times more funny than project peach.

hahahaha.

You guys do make my days better.

Keep it real guys.

I’m only going to post this once.

I’m done acting like a big ego maniac, but Super-Wu doesn’t know when to quit, he only replies in threads that feed his ego, and then he makes his ego even bigger. He believes he should be the ruler of the world, the god of all religions, our master, our hero, the one we worship, the most popular guy in history, ect…, and to make it worse, he’ll muzzle all the opposition so no one knows the truth about him. He thinks you having a lock of his hair would make you invincible, and to tell all truth, he wants to abuse women so fiercely that they commit suicide.

I’ve long been known as the forum Dragon, and that I know I am a Dragon, But I think it’s time we bring an end to this madness, before he rips apart this forum and makes this place un-attractive to new users. Look at the member count, why hasn’t it gone up by 1000’s of fans all at once when Super-Wu hit the stage? He fails on that count and all counts.

Correction. He is the ruler of the world… etc etc.

We laugh with Wu and we laugh at you Cyber Dragqueen. :stuck_out_tongue:

Okay serious Dragon mode over. goes to try to be a little more like a playful Dragon

You’re funny you know that, sure lets all dance around our big mile high paper mache statue of Super-Wu-Man, eat Wu-Man weiners, and sing the Wu-Man song.:stuck_out_tongue:

Sorry, but Donald Trump took all the gold.:confused:

Yeah, isnt his outrageous ego all part of the fun? I think, CD, youre failing to see the fact that all the funny is in his over-the-topness, his complete disrespect of everybody else, and everyone loves it.
So yeah, if you take anything he says or does seriously or personally, you dont get it.

And thats just too bad.

I take it seriously because he keeps doing this even after the ego war I got with him was over.

If I could get into my Dragon form right now I could capture Super-Wu-Man and make him wax my scales as many times as he acted over the top on this forum.

I appreciate good humor, but I’ve chosen not to appreciate Mr. Wu-Man here. At first it was fun getting into an ego war with him, but it has just worn a bit too long by now.

Okay, your being pretty anal here first of all, second of all, its not an ego war, this has nothing to do with you, this is how he is.

Dude, you were the only person ever in an ego war. Super-Wu is just Super-Wu, it has nothing to do with you. :stuck_out_tongue:

I’ve just gotton tired of it that’s all.

Just for the record, I’m not the only member here who thinks this way, one PM’ed me saying he thinks he’s annoying.