StuPiD JoKeS... :)

A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground.
“I’m free, I’m free!” he shouted.

“So what,” said a little girl. “I’m four.”

> A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ‘‘If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.’’
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ‘‘If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.’’

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ‘‘What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!’’

The kid smiles and says, ‘‘I would be a bus driver!’’

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This dolphin stress test is stupid, but funny.

Hmm, as for stupid jokes, look at any of my posts for plenty of stupidity that’s as a result funny.

I got some stupid jokes for ya…

What kind of coats do vampyres wear in the rain?
Wet ones.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had four, it’d be a chicken sedan.

I got millions of 'em… But too lazy to type 'em all…

It’s my humbls collection…

A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender looks for a while but then brings the cup of hot water. The vampire then pulls a used tampon from his pocket and says “I have a bit cold, so I wanted a cup of tea”


Two Irish men walked out of a Pub, Hey, It could happen.

Everybody, come quick! George Bush is being smart!

Everybody, come quick! CubeFan973 is writing something smart!

Can you be a pessimist and still doubt reality?

Writing is like beating someone with a bag of hammers. You do your best, and you don’t leave out any gory details. However, while people can kill with a pencil, nobody can write with a hammer.

Don’t bite your nails. You’ll grow a hand in your stomach.

I swallowed a tooth. If you find a dollar in the toilet, it’s mine.

Thirty dollars might be able to buy you a lot, but it won’t satisfy the IRS.

Who Wants To Marry A Multi-Millionaire? Especially when Ted Turner is available.

Intellectuals think like they’re smart. So do psuedo-intellectuals. How is that, anyway?

Those are all mine. That’s why they suck.

And what’s the deal with airplane food? It’s so small and unsatifying…

In this modern world, we can put a man on the moon, cure diseases, and talk with someone halfway across the world, but we still haven’t been able to create a convincing wig.

A man who stands on his toilet is high on pot.

Don’t feed the animals. Because they’re dead.

And what is this universal infatuation with the Internet? If someone told me 30 years ago that we’d be looking at a phone conversation you have to type as a scientific advance, I’d have them certified. And don’t say, “But you can send pictures as well.” It takes an hour to download the pictures, and half the time the tits are out of focus… oops. If I want to send someone a picture, I’ll use a brand-new invention called a stamp. Maybe I’m just getting old… --“The Log”

“Computers suck. They crash. Don’t use computers. I haven’t used a computer in over a year.” --RipSting, entering a chat room

“Everything that can be invented has been invented.” --Someone in the 1800s

You know your game’s in trouble when Jesus appears in your texture maps.

I upped my pledge. Up yours!

The peacemaking conference to be held today has been canceled due to a conflict.

When you’re in a weightlifting match, I don’t think uncontrollable urination should disqualify you.

(On a deep thoughts page) Do you enjoy Comedy, Laughter and Humor? (If not, then why are you on this page in the first place?!)

What’s so good about Columbus discovering America? It’s so big, how could he miss it?

Americans call films “movies.” Why don’t they call photographs “stillies?”

Do witches use spell checkers?

Would a Catholic sperm bank be called Kingdom Cum?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

Who’s General Failure? And why’s he reading my hard disk?!

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

Why do all the people who complain about the Jerry Springer Show know so much about it?

Claudia praised my spontaneity, Jill criticized my impulsiveness. Claudia loved my friendliness, Jill said I was a suck up. Claudia laughed at all my jokes, Jill thought I was stupid. I married Jill. I couldn’t figure out what that darn Claudia was up to.

Two hydrogen atoms are walking down the street. The first atom looks back down the street concerned.

Atom #1: I think I just dropped one of my electrons.
Atom #2: Are you sure?
Atom #1: I’m positive.


the world needs more lerts!

a bunch of guys are conscripted into the army because there is a war on. They are all lined up on their first day and the drill sergeant comes out. He tells them that the budget is a little tight for guns, so they’ll have to use broomsticks instead. But the good news is that after their training they’ll be as effective as real guns.

So the drill sergeant gives everyone a broomstick and tells them he’s going to tech them how to shoot. He tells them all to aim their broomsticks at a target and yell blammety blam!
They all do this and become quite good at it.

He then says that if the enemy comes in close they’ll need to try something different. The budget is too tight for bayonets, so they’ll just have to use the broomsticks.
He says to yell stabbety stab while attacking the enemies.

Finally their training is over and they are sent off to the frontline. They see the enemy coming, so they raise their broomsticks, yell blammety blam, and the enemy start falling over.
When some of them got in close, they used their broomsticks and yelled stabbety stab to take them out.

In the end almost all of the enemy has been defeated while most of the soldiers are still okay.
There is one more enemy soldier that is still coming. The good guys raise their broomsticks, but despite a couple of blammety blams, he keeps coming.
When he gets in close, a few of them start yelling stabbety stab, but to no effect.
The enemy keeps on coming, and goes over the top of some of the soldiers. Only then do they hear him saying to himself:
tankety tank, tankety tank.