Super Wu-man. The superhero that saves all the women and stuff like that. Fights(or fought, I can’t tell) the Cyborg Dragon. Writes in massive walls of text that actually convey something meaningful.
An awesome guy, right?
WRONG!
Super Wu-man is is not who we think he is. He is a stalker, a predator, who hunts you down then kills you in ways I cannot describe(I’ve never been a victim).
How do I know this?
Lets look at all the evidence.
First of all, theres the video that was released by the fathercreator of our “friend” Wu-man. In it, we see the story(with no actual footage, just a guy that looks not unlike me) of the hero’s “birth”. I have researched it in great detail and have found several inconsistencies, none of which I will tell you.
Then, theres the whole mask thing. How do we know he isn’t really Michael Jackson?
(besides the fact that Wu-man looks slightly human) He is ALWAYS wearing the mask. We don’t know who he really is. He could be a criminal like the Black Knight or even Monty Python.
Lets not forget his claims of sexual allure. Has anyone actually heard stories about him? Of course not, we are all geeks who live on the innerwebs, and we all know that there are no girls on the innerwebs. But besides that, does anyone know anything about his claims? There is no proof.
On a related note, has anyone else noticed the “friendship” of Sago and Wu-man? It doesn’t seem right.
Finally, theres his name.
Wu-man.
Woman.
He has been feeding us lies! Lies! Which, we all know, is a bad thing.
All the evidence adds up to one thing: Super Woman is really the computer hacker responsible for Windows.
Watch for the extended edition of this post, with more research, expose work, and hidden-camera photography, on a coming edition of 60 Minutes.
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You seriously need to respect Super Wu-man. All he has done for these forums and all you want to do is destroy him! I know you are out to get him because your argument is severely flawed. How can he be Monty Python? He is a single being, not a group of comedians who aren’t even together anymore. I would say that he is a person, but I cannot say whether or not he is a higher level of being than the rest of us. We need listen to people like Rocketman. He knows the truth. I don’t post often, but action has to be taken. I have never seen anything villainous from Super Wu-man, even in his pre-super days.
I hope that Super Wu-man will have mercy on your soul.
I will only notice that this shows more inconsistencies in your “Honour”, than all in anybody else !.. Furthermore, some of them are highly reprehensible !!.. Though I may guess some plausible initial reasons, the fact is that your “Honour” dares using some received stolen information in a really obscure and bad-intended way !!!..
Yes ! you’re quite right, your Highness, ‘slightly human’ should suit him, specially looking to your “Highness” astray acceptation of ‘human’ which justifies your so poor, degrading, rotten behaviour… and perhaps also some people appearance like his after too long frequentation of ‘nobilities’ like yours !..
Well, better and better!.. But just a question to your “Lordship” : After such prior “Inquisition”, and with such unspeakable “mobiles” as those, don’t you regret to have rather lived during Middle-Ages, with as many witch hunts as are necessary to keep any lordship under control… Though I know that some people would like to make McCarthy spirit revive !..
Your “Magnificence”, the King of Hoax, please just sit on the only throne you deserve, and simply do your office !!.. Your courtiers will be glad to wipe it afterwards.
Nevertheless, though he may have parodied some encountered excessive expressions ! Because he’s a stranger, should he be the only one not to have this liberty, or should everybody remember he merit impalement for that ?!!..
Wow ! What’s all this mess ?!!.. Is it due to insanity, or to unmixed relations degeneration !!!..
May I recall to your “Holiness” that, if any evidence there must be, reversing facts and accusing cats and dogs to have rabies to get rid of them, is rather deceitful, specially since you have been viewed running after him searching to bite his shoes !.. In case of any greater schism, as his ambassador, I may tell you he won’t contribute : a pious vow that he’ll respect, if heavens listen to him (cf. P.S.).
Her Majesty has spoken !!!..
Well ! It’s my turn now : Though I’m an humble little bit of fly shit, I won’t do like you, hiding yourself, and not even daring to speak to people that you are unfairly and copiously insulting !... On my side, my full post is only a just answer.
orion119net, you’re neither a man, neither a woman : For me, <i><b>you are just less than nothing</b></i>.
PS : If ever any kind of information hacked on some of my computers wasn’t immediately destroyed, and was again used illegally and inconsiderately, I’m afraid that, with a little help of some of my friends, things could definitively change (and I believe not only for you).
if by “last year” you thought to 2006, it seems so tortuous, that I think you meant 2005, but he wasn’t even yet a spermatozoid !..
and since he’s here, a “full frontal”, without any prior kryptonite infected food coming from you !.. That’s totally incredible !!.. But as you seem to remember it quite well, come on, vomit a bit more what you still have on stomach… Otherwise, nobody will be able to imagine that, me the first, and I wonder if even you, you believe what you’re saying !!!.. Are you trying to dilute other peoples puke ?.. May be you’re a courtier ?!..
Well, at least I am strong enough to resist his pitifulbribes. He begged me not to post my incriminating evidence, but his feeble attempts failed.
Super Woman is fake! FAKE I TELL YOU! Well, (s)he’s real, but not how we think (s)he is.
Icoxo got too close to the truth. Woman sent Sago(I will discuss him(wait for it) later) to “fix” him, and Cyborg Dragon was born. But Sago failed, and was punished. Super Woman took care of our friend Icoxo him(er)self, and thats why he doesn’t post anymore. And the admins are in on all of this, so don’t listen to anything they say.
I fear I shall be soon gone. But the truth MUST get out.
