techno-talk for rednecks

i found this on teh mektek forums and i thought it was pretty funny.

LOG ON: Making a wood stove hot

LOG OFF: Don’t add no more wood

MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the woodstove

DOWNLOAD: Gittin the farwood off the truck

MEGA HERTZ: When you’re not keerfull gittin the farwood

FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from trying to tote too much farwood

RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood

HARD DRIVE: Gitting home in the winter time

WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it’s cold outside

SCREEN: Whut to shut when it’s blak fly season

BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do

CHIP: Munchies fer the TV

MICRO CHIP: Whut’s in the bottom of the munchie bag

MODEM: Whatcha do to the hay fields

DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix’s wife

LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps

KEYBOARD: Whar you hang the dang truck keys

SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifes

MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn

MOUSE PAD: That’s hippie talk fer the mouse hole

MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof

PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine

ENTER: Northerner talk fer, “C’Mon in y’all”

CLICK: Whut you hear when you cock your gun

DOUBLE CLICK: When the dang gun don’t far when you pull the trigger

REBOOT: Whut you have to do right before bedtime when you forgot to use the outhouse.

:smiley:

Very funny. More please. :smiley:

those are great.

ha ha

sorry, i dont have any more. as i said up at the top, i found them on the mektek forums.

whoa…how long have been at mektek?