this is something that started in blenderchat, when @ndy and X-Warrior started talking about how good X-Warrior was at blender… anyway they got us all telling our blender stories genesis style… here goes:
On the first day he downloaded blender, he rendererd a sphere. He looked upon it and was pissed, because he didnt set it smooth and there was no raytracing. So he used pov for a long time until blender got raytracing.
On the second attempt, he downloaded blender and rendered a sphere with smooth and reflection, and was pleased.
On the thrid attempt he was told to RTFM, so he R’ed the FM and created awesome blends. then he looked upon what he had created and was pleased.
now tell yours and make it better than my misbegotten attempt.