You are walking down a street, when suddenly you notice a building. It has 3 windows open
What do you do?
Go to the BathroomBreak the windowHave Tea
You are walking down a street, when suddenly you notice a building. It has 3 windows open
What do you do?
Go to the BathroomBreak the windowHave Tea
break the window… with my head
you can
scream in pain
run away, and find a million dollars
go inside
You chose to go inside, because a million dollars wasn’t important (ya, he’s stupid)
You come across a donut that has a strange substance like poison on it
you can
[list=]Eat it[/list] move ongo to the bathroom againsing carols
You choose to eat it and sing carols. Suddenly you spy a laptop. It is running Windows XP and is currently displaying a help box which reads, “Try Installing Linux. This should solve your problem.”
You:
Assume that the poisonous donut is at work
It is just a hoax
Install Linux
Close the help box and play Half Life (reference to Desert text adventure)
You decide to install linux. You see a window that says “Stop, do you really want to overwrite the best software in the universe?” Your reaction is
Die laughing
Click Yes
Live laughing
Sing more carols
You decide to sing more carols. As you start singing a car drives by and throws a supsicious package at the house. You can:
open the package
blow up the package
go back to the computer
you decide to blow up the package. Pieces of cake go flying through the air. You catch one in your mouth. A note was in the piece of cake. You read the note. It says: Death is coming…Go to the top floor. You can
Go to the top floor
Sit in a corner and cry
Post messages at elysiun
Rip apart the laptop
You decide to sit in the corner and cry. Meanwhile, the aforementioned 1 million dollars is sitting in a room on the top floor. You will later discover that the ‘death is coming’ note was meant for the guy in the Desert Text adventure. A man comes out of no where and asks you for a light. You can:
you 6. find an effective way to actualy smoke beer and you make such a killing of it that you expose bill gates plan to rule the world and so you buy microsoft and fix windows. then you go buy the guy a lighter and when you hand it to him he pulls a gun on you and wants your money. you can
try to convince yourseelf the matrix is real, then
try to convince him the matrix is real
pull a neo, and start a ten minute fight scene
try to duplicate yourself in ‘smith’ fashion
cry like a little girl
You 2. pull a neo and start a SEVEN minute fight scene.
Then
1.Neo win the fight
2. You put fire on neo and see him running like a sissy boy
3. Fly into the sky like superman and continu the fight a la Drangon Ball
4. Die
you set neo on fire…the director says: “cut! That wasn’t supposed to happen.” and “Stupid People.” you can
You 4. sing the blender theme song into the microphone. since theres no such thing, you ad-lib it. unfortunently youre no good at doing that and the director threatens to kill you if you dont stop singing. you can
you decide 4. You get a coke, and fall asleep…when you wake up, you are in a padded room. you can
1.ram into the wall
2.scream ‘bloody murder’
3.demand a lawyer
4.talk to yourself about cosmetics
you choose 4. and begin chatting with yourself about cosmetics
a guitar suddenly appears in the room
you can:
*panic
*pull out a gun
*ignite the gasoline that is filling up the padded room
*drown yourself
*break the guitar
*play the guitar
*press the big red button inside the guitar
You press the red button…
You are suddenly in a land in conflict.
You can:
/sorry couldn’t resist…
Press the button again and fly back to your previous location. Now you can:
Talk more about cosmetics
Play the guitar
play the guitar and sing
Play age of empires II
You 4. play age of empires II. a guy challeges you to see who can make the best empire. You can:
Due to the earlier incident, you can’t help but steal the laptop. he gets mad and tries to kill you, but thanks to your swordless swordfighting skills, you defeat him. you escape from the padded room. You can
1.Go chat with the security guards
2. Drink 8 gallons of coffee
3. Have tea with the queen
4. Go back to the padded room
5. Escape into legoland
6. sing even more carols
7. kill the bunny sitting in the corner of the padded room
all of them, because legoland is in the padded room
1 ride the lego coasters
2 tell 'your mama' jokes to the wall
3 tell 'your mama' jokes to yourself
4 make faces in the mirror thats not there