And so, here are my presents to you.
I wish you all freedom of thought.
I wish for you all the means to achieve your dreams, if they are not evil.
I wish for you all creativity.
I wish for you all fun.
I wish for you all friends.
I wish for you all love.
I hope that wishes work…
that doesn’t even rhyme!
j/k
happy birthday:D 
You are stupid, annoying, and a crybaby.
Happy birthday!
So, are you a senior citizen now? Or old enough to drink?
you don’t get to make more than one wish, fuckface.
lol, jk, happy birthday.
Happy Birthday!
you don’t get to make more than one wish, fuckface.
I guess the lord of wishes has spoken. j/k
folks should try wishing
edit
I just had to add this:
You folks are great. Thanx…
Happy Birthday!
Now go and get some beer!
YAY…PARTY!!!
Jeepster gather some shovels…Lua get the Klondike Bars…Zazu some eggs…and i got the drinks…orion ur not invited:p
Edit: o forgot Trichter…ok trichter u get the drinks ill go get the girlz…
Happy bday, pixie 
I’ll make sure there’s some good music, trak wrecka 
track wrecka: should we get a lap dancer? if so, i’ll just send valarking a message.
ahem, Thats your job, loser.
Trak wrecka: why? Don’t you like me?
pointed shovels?
flat shovels?
or an assortment?
maybe I’ll strap on some balloons and explosives to a shovel and watch it soar…
pointed shovels?
flat shovels?
or an assortment?
I dunno, whichever ones are best for playing ‘catch-with-a-shovel’
maybe I’ll strap on some balloons and explosives to a shovel and watch it soar…
Save that one for when there’s only two people with teeth left
yay!
hmm. I’ll bring the really sharp and pointed ones:D
hmm. I’ll bring the really sharp and pointed ones:D
And I’ll bring a contract that says we’re not responsible for missing teeth, and I’ll force everyone to sign it while they’re drunk:D
David’s Random Law, inc. is working on it right now…
Hey thanks, that’s good news since my dreams are not evil at all. No sir, not evil.
Muhahahhahhhahahahhahhaha.
Evil dreams, lol.
I’ll bring the toast… everybody likes toast, right?
Yep this is gonna be da best!
Charlesworth999:too bad i got the Jay-z to perform…tell u what u can get an autograph:D
Lua:Sure mayn…tell him two for me…i like it plenty…
Orion119net:i was just fooling around…u cover the tv;)…
Jeepster:bring all kinds…but make sure they polished;)…
free_ality:cover the invitation cards:p…
animatinator:im organizing this party…and no…u can not advertise ur imaginary company on the cards…jus playin…come along…and bring some cake.
Social:i was going to invite you…but now im going to ask pixie for his opinion.
blender_rox:sure…and we got eggs too rite…Zazu will get some…
Hey PIXIE! AM I DOING GREAT OR WHAT!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAYN…
All around the country and coast to coast…
People always say,“What do you like most?”
I don’t wanna brag, I don’t wanna boast…
I always tell’em,“I like toast”.
…YA TOAST!!!
