treat yourself to the gift of botox cosmetic

“treat yourself to the gift of botox cosmetic”

I swear I heard that (probably preceeded or followed by “this holdiday season”) on the radio today, it is really begining to … uhh … annoy me

botox is not a cosmetic in the way people think, it is a toxin (and it is mentioned once really quickly in the commercial), and it will not make anything on a person’s face appear more full (implants for that…), but will help keep wrinkles away. Bah, it is like those people that essentially get rid of the muscles in their forehead so they don’t get wrinkles there (and end up with a face that doesn’t move)

give them ceramic masks, I’ll stick with my natural imperfections

(this->gender = male;)

I agree with you. This reminds me of the movie Brazil where older women have their faces wrapped in cellophane to get rid of wrinkles.

lol yes i remember that one cree

i remember the first time i actually found out what botox really was. They just inject tiny amounts of botulinum toxin into your face. Just happens to be a really deadly chemical that paralyzes muscles. So a chemical weapon can help with your wrinkles.

WoMD

whole new meaning

it’s not really a chemical weapon

this nice little bacteria is in the food and you eat it regularly (never eat the contents of a tin can that looks a bit blown up and hisses when you open it). Otherwise you’ll feel a flu coming up, but in fact your stomach gets eaten, you die with horrible pain after 36 hours and your bowels will have turned into juice.

yumyum

(and I hate christmas)

My aunt had a brain toumer growing down her neck via her spine, and now after the opperation she is left with some very stiff neck muscles. They are injecting her with botox every 2 months or so to paralize the muscles which is supposed to help loosen them up eventually or something…

So its just not for cosmetic uses, tho im sure thats what its being used for mostly, ritch old bitches afraid of getting old. And i do mean rich, that shit is expensive!!!

Matt

Blend on, and blend well!!!