Truth about getting into hell

1.) watch and worship tyra
2.) believe everything on faux news
3.) Eat nothing but fast food
4.) use nothing but micro$soft
5.) memorize all of barney’s sayings
6.) buy a huge SUV, a hummer would be nice
7.) invest in depleted uranium

Go ahead and lock this if you wish, I just had to laugh…
EDIT
Oh there is so much more, but I am laughing so hard I am getting cramps! Your turn…

OH no!, I think I’m already there!:eek:

Deer god,

you can also add, Blender goes Closed Source

You left out a few…

  1. Thalt shall not use your wife as a cupholder…
    http://aycu25.webshots.com/image/30864/2004718809317250080_rs.jpg

2 Thalt shall not lust after thy masters meat…
http://aycu25.webshots.com/image/29584/2004773286263065812_rs.jpg

3.Thalt shall not fornicate with giant blow up dolls…

http://aycu24.webshots.com/image/31943/2004704077043842413_rs.jpg

  1. Thalt shall not show thy rod, to thy staff.
    http://aycu39.webshots.com/image/33958/2003770900602067821_rs.jpg

  2. thalt shall not buy your nephews beer.
    http://aycu30.webshots.com/image/32309/2003781745754382725_rs.jpg

  3. thalt shall not fondle thy p0rn

http://aycu39.webshots.com/image/31158/2003794167235808756_rs.jpg

Im not worried about going to hell, I got this cool necklace to protect me!

http://aycu02.webshots.com/image/31721/2001530529873434162_rs.jpg

And a nice banana hammock ^^