Universal vending machine game

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Saw this on another forum. At the risk of being accused of creating yet another thing to do when bored, here goes.

There exists in the not too distant future a vending machine. It will accept anything in its payment slot, and can return anything for the payment.

The first person describes what he/she puts into the payment slot.
The next person describes what comes out, then describes what they put in.

Simple, but could get creative maybe…

I put a half eaten taco into the machine

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…and the machine spits the other half of the taco.

i put in some fingernail clippings…

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… and a severed foot comes out

I put in a bowl of cereal…

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And one to many forum games come out.

I put in a comment suggesting this will probably get locked soon…

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A fortune cookie comes out…Inside it says “Oooh, you are such a cutie!”

I put in us $1.00

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and a Euro comes out

I put in a caramel filled egg

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and infinite wisdom comes out.
I put in a question: “What is the point of these ridiculous forum games, as it uses as much bandwidth as flamewars on religious or political topics?”

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and out comes my opinion:" Personally, I enjoy flamewars more…"
I put in my virginity

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out comes a very small reciept

I put in a jaded monkey

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…and out comes 300 gold goins

I put in a button that fell off my jacket…

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out comes Italy

I put in a cheque for -1p

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and out comes 1 Million… yen

i put in na goldfish…

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but its rejected, and jams the slot…oops, sorry pixelmass :wink:

i put in a computer.

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And out comes a magazine

I put in a tortoise

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And out Comes a headline:
‘Game Threads Dominate Blender Forums’

i put in an idea that leaves room for gamers creativity…(hint)

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And out comes the most generic uninspired item ever, so generic and uninspired that it cannot be mentioned here.

I put in a piece of cheese.

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…And out comes an empty nacho cheese jar with an IOU in it.

I put in a Blender 1.0

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And out comes its technological equal, Maya (LOL joking).

I put in a hilarious sig.

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And out comes a letter detailing about a newly discovered disease; the sheep disease. The letter details how this disease affects a person’s mental ability to be unique; the infected person loses all mental self control and has to make a brand new thread of similar nature to a recent thread they’ve just seen 5 minutes ago.

Finally, the letter says there is no cure, as it is a mental illness caused by internet addiction and a natural physiologically undeveloped mind which causes perminate damage, however, an outbreak can be controlled with a mod locking all similar threads and burning those infected alive so others wont be influenced.

I put in an egg.

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And out comes an egg.

I put in an egg.
(AARGH! I’m infected!)