Vertex paint not rendering, tried everything conceivable

Fixed, closed

Mark the thread as solved then. Edit, go advanced, prefix: solved.

It’s generally considered more polite to mark your thread solved and leave the solution in the thread so that future people with the same problem as you can find your solution.

Thanks, didn’t know how

This wasn’t a blender problem, my models were funky. I had to rotate their poses and paint them inside AND out. There’s the answer.