The Bonk Industries Model 17 Transdimensional Quantum Muon Adjuster
New from Bonk Industries! The model 17 combines the power of the model 5 with the flexibility of the model 23 in a new compact package weighing only 6.5 tonnes. Adjusting quantum muons in alternate dimensions used to be a laborious task involving thousands of man hours. Accomplish the same high quality adjustments in mere minutes with the Model 17! Adjust quantum muons in up to 37 parallax dimensions simultaneously! Precisely control position, angle, state and spin down to 1e-30 Planck distances! Never before has adjusting quantum muons been so simple, so easy. The model 17 has it all!
List price $4.2 trillion. Special governmental and volume pricing. Inquire about the Bonk model 423a Mk.2 Interdimensional Singularity Generator for special combined shipping and service rates. Not available in Canada or Bolivia.
I don’t know if I like more you render or the ad you wrote! If it werent for all that your wrote I wouldn’t have guessed the purpose of this… appartatus… real nice
as a competitor in this market I can say my model 18.m revised model is far more effective then this…rust bucket…and only for the price of $5 billion!