What are you going to do? Bleed on me?


(rndrdbrian) #1

Very cool!

I want one!

A model “Black Knight” from Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

Doesn’t come with blood though :frowning:

http://www.monstersinmotion.com/tv/blackknight.html

http://www.monstersinmotion.com/tv/blackknight2.jpg

http://www.monstersinmotion.com/tv/blackknight1.jpg


Brian


(Eric) #2

cool, I want one too :smiley:


(rwv01) #3

NYEH! NYEH! NYEH! NYEH!
:stuck_out_tongue:


(fullback) #4

If that is legit then I am going to have to get one for somebody.

This is the first time I noticed the boar insignia on his breastplate. They should have used something sillier, like a garden slug. :smiley:


(Waffler) #5

Cool. Can you also get Tim the Enchanter?


(Waffler) #6

I wish I had some money. There’s a lot that I want to buy!


(Dittohead) #7

What if we build a large wooden badger? :stuck_out_tongue:


(fullback) #8

Run Away!

Evidently, YES. :smiley:

http://www.monstersinmotion.com/tv/indexm.html Scroll down on the left.
http://www.monstersinmotion.com/tv/tim.jpg


(Dittohead) #9

Who’s the other one?

Me!


(fullback) #10

What exactly IS the airspeed velocity of an unladened swallow?


(Dittohead) #11

I will fart in your general direction!!!


(Timonides) #12

Which one???

A European one or an African???

WWWWOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
[skontar: falls off the bridge…]

p.s.: Beware of the rabbit… He’s a killer!!!


(fullback) #13

http://www.monstersinmotion.com/tv/montyrabbitplush.jpg

I’ve seen one with blood all over it. GREAT!


(Dittohead) #14

1…2…5

3 sir, 3!!!

3

BOOM


(Nayman) #15

Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elder berries!


(Dittohead) #16

We want a shrubbery!!!

http://perso.fraise.net/images/shrubbery.jpg


(rndrdbrian) #17

'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three.
No more. No less.

Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.

Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedeth unto three.
Five is right out!.

Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.’


(Timonides) #18

spam… spam… spam… spam… spam… spam…spam!!! :wink:


(CubeFan973) #19

TRAINER: Anyway, as I was showing you last week, how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you armed with a piece of fresh fruit!
(Groans)
STUDENT 1: You promised you wouldn’t do fruit this week?
TRAINER: What’s wrong with fruit?
STUDENT 1: Can’t we do something else?
STUDENT 2: Like someone who attacks you with a pointed stick!
TRAINER: Pointed sticks? We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, eh? Get it all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you, eh? Oh, oh, oh–WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MY LAD! WHEN YOU’RE WALKING HOME TONIGHT AND SOME HOMICIDAL MANIAC COMES AFTER YOU WITH A BUNCH OF LODEBRIS (or however you spell that fruit name), DON’T COME CRYING TO ME! Right, now, the perfect fruit! When someone lunges at you with a passion fruit, like thus–
STUDENTS TOGETHER: We’ve done the passion fruit!
TRAINER: What?
VARIOUS STUDENTS: We’ve done the passion fruit! We’ve done (they name off many types of fruit)!
TRAINER: How about cherries?
STUDENTS: We’ve done them!
TRAINER: Red and black?
STUDENTS: Yes!
TRAINER: All right then… BANANAS! We haven’t done bananas, have we?
STUDENTS: No…
TRAINER: Right! How to defend yourselves against anyone armed with a banana! Catch! Now, it’s quite simple to deal with a banana fiend! First of all, you force him to drop the banana! Then, you EAT the banana, thus disarming him! You have now rendered him helpless!
STUDENT 1: Suppose he’s got a bunch?
TRAINER: SHUT UP!
STUDENT 2: Suppose he’s got a pointed stick?
TRAINER: SHUT UP! Right, now, you, Mr. Apricot–
STUDENT 3: Harrison!
TRAINER: Sorry, Mr, uh, Harrison, come onto me with that banana! Come on, be as vicious as your life with it!
(Walks over to him)
TRAINER: No, no, hold the banana like that! That’s better, now SCREAM!
STUDENT 3: AAHH!
TRAINER: Good, now attack me! Come on, man, attack me!
STUDENT 3: AAAH–
(Trainer shoots him with a gun, then picks up the banana)
TRAINER: Next, I eat the banana!
(Does so)
STUDENT 1: You shot him!
TRAINER: What?
STUDENT 4: You shot him dead!
TRAINER: Well, he was attacking me with a banana!
STUDENT 4: You told him to!
TRAINER: Fine, take this raspberry and attack me with it!
STUDENT 4: Put down the gun!
TRAINER: Right! (Puts down the gun)
(Student 4 approaches him. Trainer pushes a button on the wall. A 16-Ton Weight drops right onto the 4th Student)
STUDENT 1: What if you don’t have a 16-Ton weight?
TRAINER: Right! Both of you attack me with raspberries! (Gives the remaining two students raspberries)
STUDENT 1: No guns?
TRAINER: No!
STUDENT 1: No 16-ton weights?
TRAINER: No!
STUDENT 2: No pointed sticks?
TRAINER: SHUT UP!
(They approach him)
TRAINER: Now, you release the tiger!
(He presses a button on the wall. A rather fake-looking tiger comes out and attacks them)
TRAINER: The tiger is the best self-defense weapon! Not only does he eat the attacker, he eats the raspberries!

Wait a second… what does that have to do with “Holy Grail?”


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