The refrigerator . . . I bet it’s a diamond for your missus! Congrations NJROTC!
i could hide my gifts under a christmas tree!
Christmas Tree - Now That’s Original! But where the fun in that ?
yeah,… i could hide them under my cell phone!
The cell phone . . . you would have earrings for your missus in there!
i could hide my gifts,… behind my back…
Nobody is expecting such a clever choice, of course!
You callin’ me chicken?
Sorry 'bout that
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Well this time I am keeping it all in the closet with a specially folded blanket so I know if someone’s been sneaky!
Where will I hide my gifts… hmmm… hehe, in that little hidden space in my closet.
he he he he that’s classic
I’m gonna hide mine in my uncle’s truck
In wrapping paper.
I’ll just slit open the air to another dimension with my ultra-sharp knife, and hide them there.
Doesn’t Santa deliver the presents?!
Yep - but Mrs Santa sometimes get the presents mixed up . . . so to be sure, you give sometime anyways. Plus it means the reindeer have less to pull.
Oh, thanks, now it makes sense. I don’t want those reindeer to get hurt. Can you please tell my friends that Santa is real, they just laugh at me and make fun of me. 
Your friends are hobbits - they will laugh at anything so don’t take things personal. They are only kidding around with you. You can maybe laugh about their fondness for umpteen meals a day!
In the past I put them in my desk, but now with cloaking technology beginning to develop, I think I’ll just set them up in the middle of the room and bend the light around them. If nothing else it’ll be fun to watch people smack into them.
Anyone know where I can get a few yards of cloaking material?
Haha Plantperson - you have to go extra lengths to hide the pressies.