White House answers to the petition to build a Death Star by 2016


The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn’t on the horizon. Here are a few reasons:

  • The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We’re working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
  • The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
  • Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?


i literally laughed at this.

i think they are being highly unreasonable about this :frowning:

Also I think it is much more cheap just go to Mimas (one Saturn’s Moon):


If they don’t support blowing up planets, what about Pluto?

Already covered.:wink:


I’m sure we could get that money if we cut the military budget.

The budget has been estimated at 850 quadrillion dollars.:eek: I’m willing to bet that’s fresh from the colon.:no: I think it’s overkill anyway.:stuck_out_tongue:

I think the White House is completely unreasonable . They have been trying to destroy the planet with nuclear weapons, air polution , global warming , oil spills etc and they have been not effective so far. It takes too long and its time for the american goverment to realise that if they are really commited to this they need to put their hands deep in their pockets amd do it the proper way.

This planet has already survived many amagedons in the past and it still is here and that needs to stop.

A death Star is the only gurantee way to completely destroy the planet. I also advise the creation of a Star Blower so it blows the debris away which will be the only gurantee that earth does not reform again at least not in this solar system.

Nobody wants to die from global warming , food poisoning , cancer , asteroid hit etc , they are too damn slow. We want to go with a bang and if we work together we can convince our goverments to spend ludicrous money on this we can do it and make future generations proud.

Afterall if goverments dont know how to spend ludicrous money on pointless projects , who does ?

Here here.:yes: