Why DID the chicken cross the road?

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Again, I don’t know why. Really.

Why did the chicken cross the Road?

George W. Bush
We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against Us. There is no middle ground here.

Al Gore
I invented the Chicken. I invented the Road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.

Colin Powell
Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

Hanz Blix
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.

Mohammed Aldouri (Irag ambassador)
The chicken did not cross the road. this is a complete fabrication. We don’t even have a chicken.

Saddam Hussein
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Ralph Nader
The chicken’s habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted.

Barbara Walters
Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.

John Lennon
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

Aristotle
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road

Karl Marx
It was a historical inevitability

Voltaire
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death it’s right to do it.

Ronald Reagan
What chicken?

Captain Kirk
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Fox Mulder
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more Chickens have to cross before you believe it?

Sigmund Freud
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Bill Gates
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken

Albert Einstein
did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

Bill Clinton
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

Colonel Sanders
I missed one?

Budda
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.

Slavador Dali
The fish.

Molly Yard
It was a hen.

Jack Nicholson
'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That’s the (censored) reason.

Darwin
It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

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:smiley: HA!

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THAT’S GREAT! :smiley:

Nick V

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hmm i forget where i remeber this from but:

This is all hypothetically speaking. Crossing the road means to “come out of the closet” and to get to the other side means to do… well… something assoicated with coming out of the closet.

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That’s been posted here before, but it’s still darn funny :smiley:

Martin

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Colonel Sanders
I missed one?

'Nuff said. :Z

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I’ll take my chickens Heterosexual please… :wink:

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Speaking of homosexual poultry: the following scientific paper won this years Biology Ig-Nobel prize (for research which can not or should not be reproduced):

http://www.nmr.nl/deins815.htm

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:o :o :o :o
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HA! That’s pretty good dude.

But just for everybody’s info, Al Gore did NOT actually say “I invented the internet.” He said he was somehow related to the invention of hte internet.

Poba

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Sick ducky :-?

–
brian

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haha

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the question is what did the chicken see , that he crossed the road for it

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the sole of the elephant’s foot.

–
brian

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why the hell not?

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Its obviously because chickens can’t fly so he had to walk.

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Define the term/noun “Chicken”. What species? As some forms of wild chickens (most now extinct) can fly for short distances, as can a few domestic chickens.

Wild turkeys (and chickens) can fly short distances, enough of a distance to cross the average american two-lane roadway.

Excuse me while I puke…I just did something my dad would have done…

:expressionless:

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If it was an highway, I really doubt the chicken would have crossed it and got to the other side alive…

Martin

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Who said it was a highway? :-?

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Who said it wasn’t?

Martin