About three hours’ work, quite a bit of postprod in Photoshop. Alpha-textured quads for the pine needles. Space for greetings and text on the right. Previous owner was an old woman who would only drive it to church.
Feel free to steal, reuse and abuse it however you like, as long as it’s non-commercial. (Yeah, as if.)
Merry Christmas and/or whatever other holidays you may be observing!