Okay, this is really taking shit to far (and I mean that literally)! It just makes me want to go out and get a“to go” bucket! I have kicked at my dog for such nonsense! (He used to like the cat variety). Now is this not very weird?
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EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!
YUCK!!
GROSS!!!
UGHHHH!!!
BLECH!!
DISGUSTING!!!
OH THAT’S FOUL!!!
What?!?!? :eek: I had a crowd with me today 
But as they all said, thats NOT right…:eek: 
I don’t know, it could be fun. What you need to do is get one of those little carts. Then you could roast them while permeating the street with their smell. When a customer comes by, you can shove one of those little popsicle sticks through the middle of one and serve it up with mustard. Then you can cackle as you watch them eat them and wipe their face with napkins which you have lifted from the local “port-a-potty” It really could be a goof you know.
Jeez, I hope that I don’t ever get mean!
pix
Hehehe!!! Sounds like something my grandpa would plot…
Well, can’t be worse than what Monsanto, Masterfood, Nestle or BASF brings on our table.
So lets see, they are making food out of material that has already been digested and all the nutrients extracted. The words “Why” and “Stupid” spring to mind.
my thoughts exactly…
Since humans seem to favour shitting in their backyard, so maybe this is an apt solution and deserve it too. The prophets of 2000AD foresaw this and called it Munce.
Didn’t you even read the whole thing? The “meat” is 63% proteins. They don’t make the product out of FAECES they make it out of what the faeces brings, and that is BACTERIA.
The bacteria are processed and sloshed together, making a protein concoction that appears very similar to meat and has a very similar texture. They add fats etc. also, as well as minerals and other goodies.
THIS STUFF IS NOT DIRECTLY MADE OUT OF HUMAN FAECAL MATTER.
Also, on a side note, this is by far better than anything McDonalds have EVER served…
Yeah, yet you have to admit that this brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “Eat shit”!
pix
This is weird, but at the same time everyone knows that crap makes great fertilizer, technically you could be eating some poop when you eat a nice big salad. It’s not the composite but the atoms and molecules that matter, right?
You can always use the stuff to feed your robot:
And don’t forget about the potential future application for deepspace exploration. Today the ISS crew already drinks their processed feacal matter as water is rather precious up there.
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