Two independent proofs that Spam is evil.

**** A PROOF THAT SPAM IS EVIL ****

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19 16 1 13 - as numbers

1 7 1 4 - digits added

_/ _/ _/ _/

1 7 1 4 - digits added

Thus, “spam” is 1714.

Turn the number backwards, multiply by 3 - the symbol of fulfillment. The number is now 12513.

Multiply the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, from right to left. It gives 25026.

Add 1531, the year Richard Roose was conveniently boiled to death for trying to poison an archbishop - the result is 26557.

Add 544 to it - this is the year Attila the Hun attacked western Europe, written backwards - you will get 27101.

Subtract 3891 from the number - this is the year Microsoft introduced Windows 1.0, written backwards. It gives 23210.

This, when read backwards, gives 01232. This is 666 in octal, the number of the Beast…

Evil, QED.

**** ANOTHER PROOF THAT SPAM IS EVIL ****

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19 16 1 13 - as numbers

1 7 1 4 - digits added

_/ _/ _/ _/

1 7 1 4 - digits added

Thus, “spam” is 1714.

Add 6691 to it - this is the year “Star Trek” premiered, written backwards - you will get 8405.

Turn the number backwards, multiply by 3 - the symbol of fulfillment. The number is now 15144.

Subtract 1808, the year Turri constructed the first typewriter, giving birth to bad publicity. The result will be 13336.

Subtract 1954, the year Elvis recorded his debut single, putting the end to all morality and good taste. The result will be 11382.

Subtract 9061 from the number - this is the year Gallileo, inspired by the Satan himself, came up with his ridiculous theory, written backwards. It gives 2321.

This, when read backwards, gives 1232. This is 666 in octal, the number of the Beast…

Evil, QED.