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**** THE PROOF THAT PlantPerson IS EVIL ****

P L A N T P E R S O N
16 12 1 14 20 16 5 18 19 15 14 - as numbers
7 3 1 5 2 7 5 9 1 6 5 - digits added
_/ _/ _/ _/ _________/
1 6 9 5 3 - digits added

Thus, “PlantPerson” is 16953.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1945 - the year Hitler faked his suicide. The number is now 34016.

Subtract 1968, the year Martin Luther King was shot to death. The result will be 32048.

Add 6891 to it - this is the year of the Chernobyl “incident”, written backwards - you will get 38939.

Add 7591 to it - this is the year DEC was founded, written backwards - you will get 46530.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 23 - the symbol of death. The number is now 3541.

This number, read as octal, gives 1889 - the year Adolf Hitler was born.

This is truly evil. QED.

The Evil Finder

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And a BONUS:

**** THE PROOF THAT Cube Fan IS EVIL ****

C U B E F A N
3 21 2 5 6 1 14 - as numbers
3 3 2 5 6 1 5 - digits added
_/ _/ _/ _/ _________/
3 3 2 5 3 - digits added

Thus, “Cube Fan” is 33253.

Divide by 11, the symbol of judgment and disorder - the result is 3023.

Add 18, the symbol of bondage - the result is 3041.

Multiply it by 6, the smallest perfect number - the number is now 18246.

Turn the number backwards, and add 39 - the symbol of disease. The number is now 64320.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 25 - the symbol of approval for the sin. The number is now 2321.

This, when read backwards, gives 1232. This is 666 in octal, the number of the Beast…

Evil, QED.

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**** THE PROOF THAT YOUR MUM IS EVIL ****

Y O U R M U M
25 15 21 18 13 21 13 - as numbers
7 6 3 9 4 3 4 - digits added
_/ _/ _/ _/ _________/
7 6 3 9 2 - digits added

Thus, “YOUR MUM” is 76392.

Add 81 to it - this is the symbol of bondage, written backwards - you will get 76473.

Subtract 6771 from the number - this is the year masonry founded Phi Beta Kappa, written backwards. It gives 69702.

Add 97 to it - this is the year Vesuvius erupted, written backwards - you will get 69799.

Turn the number backwards, and add 64 - the year of the Great Fire of Rome. The number is now 99860.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 166 - the year Roman Empire was devastated by a plague. The number is now 6733.

This, when read backwards, gives 3376. This is 1790 in octal, the year US patent system was established (eevil)…

Evil, QED.

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i think that was rather lengthy :stuck_out_tongue:

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**** THE PROOF THAT RogerM3D IS EVIL ****

R O G E R M D
82 79 71 69 82 77 68 - as ASCII values
1 7 8 6 1 5 5 - digits added
_/ _/ _/ _/ _________/
1 7 8 6 2 - digits added

Thus, “RogerM3D” is 17862.

Subtract 1926, the year “Playboy” publisher, Hugh Hefner, was born. The result will be 15936.
Turn the number backwards, and add 1954 - the year Elvis recorded his debut single, putting the end to all morality and good taste. The number is now 65905.
Add 6771 to it - this is the year masonry founded Phi Beta Kappa, written backwards - you will get 72676.
Subtract 1966, the year “Star Trek” premiered. The result will be 70710.
Turn the number backwards, and add 1834 - the year Vesuvius erupted. The number is now 3541.
This number, read as octal, gives 1889 - the year Adolf Hitler was born.
This is truly evil. QED.

*hmm evil in the same end result as plantperson, now thats scary :stuck_out_tongue:

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now im pissed, mine isnt very evil, its not even evil enough to post, and i am supposed to be evil! i am SUPPOSED TO BE EVIL, WTF?

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**** THE PROOF THAT sily IS EVIL ****

S I L Y
19 9 12 25 - as numbers
1 9 3 7 - digits added
_/ _/ _/ _/
1 9 3 7 - digits added

Thus, “sily” is 1937.

Add 8691 to it - this is the year Martin Luther King was shot to death, written backwards - you will get 10628.

Add 1895, the year Rudolph Hess was born - the result is 12523.

Multiply the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, from right to left. It gives 25046.

Add 93 to it - this is the symbol of disease, written backwards - you will get 25139.

Subtract 1929, the year Bingo was invented, taking many lives in years to come. The result will be 23210.

This, when read backwards, gives 01232. This is 666 in octal, the number of the Beast…

Evil, QED.

Whoo-hooo!!!

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BWARRRRRRGH!

Skeletor: try again. It can produce several results from the same word.

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Two independent proofs that Spam is evil.

**** A PROOF THAT SPAM IS EVIL ****

S P A M
19 16 1 13 - as numbers
1 7 1 4 - digits added
_/ _/ _/ _/
1 7 1 4 - digits added

Thus, “spam” is 1714.

Turn the number backwards, multiply by 3 - the symbol of fulfillment. The number is now 12513.

Multiply the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, from right to left. It gives 25026.

Add 1531, the year Richard Roose was conveniently boiled to death for trying to poison an archbishop - the result is 26557.

Add 544 to it - this is the year Attila the Hun attacked western Europe, written backwards - you will get 27101.

Subtract 3891 from the number - this is the year Microsoft introduced Windows 1.0, written backwards. It gives 23210.

This, when read backwards, gives 01232. This is 666 in octal, the number of the Beast…

Evil, QED.

**** ANOTHER PROOF THAT SPAM IS EVIL ****

S P A M
19 16 1 13 - as numbers
1 7 1 4 - digits added
_/ _/ _/ _/
1 7 1 4 - digits added

Thus, “spam” is 1714.

Add 6691 to it - this is the year “Star Trek” premiered, written backwards - you will get 8405.

Turn the number backwards, multiply by 3 - the symbol of fulfillment. The number is now 15144.

Subtract 1808, the year Turri constructed the first typewriter, giving birth to bad publicity. The result will be 13336.

Subtract 1954, the year Elvis recorded his debut single, putting the end to all morality and good taste. The result will be 11382.

Subtract 9061 from the number - this is the year Gallileo, inspired by the Satan himself, came up with his ridiculous theory, written backwards. It gives 2321.

This, when read backwards, gives 1232. This is 666 in octal, the number of the Beast…

Evil, QED.

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I don’t know about you, but I’m convinced there’s a lot of evil in here… :o

I just found out, the most evil thread of this past week…

Here it is:

http://www.illusion-digital.com/funny/evilthread.jpg

There’s no question about it, especially with this “666” under the Views column… :stuck_out_tongue:

I think all of you will agree with me, each one for his own reasons… :wink:

Spyros.

p.s.: I’m just joking, o.k.??? I’m not trying to bring any bad memories, but rather lighten the situation a bit and remind us how stupid we were to fight each other over there…

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I by far am much more evil than any of you.

**** THE PROOF THAT dittohead IS EVIL ****

D I T T O H E A D
68 73 84 84 79 72 69 65 68 - as ASCII values
5 1 3 3 7 9 6 2 5 - digits added
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
6 6 7 8 5 - digits added

Thus, “dittohead” is 66785.

Add 1927, the year Fidel Castro was born - the result is 68712.

Divide the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, backwards. It gives 34356.

Subtract 7691 from the number - this is the year Che Guevara was executed in Bolivia, written backwards. It gives 26665.

Turn the number backwards, and add 38 - the symbol of slavery. The number is now 56700.

Turn the number backwards, and add 69 - the year of the destruction of Jerusalem. The number is now 834.

This number, when read backwards, gives 438. This, written in octal, gives 666 - the number of the Beast.

Enough said - QED.

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Wow i’m proud.

shoot i’m not evil enough

**** THE PROOF THAT varg black IS EVIL ****

V A R G B L A C K
86 65 82 71 66 76 65 67 75 - as ASCII values
5 2 1 8 3 4 2 4 3 - digits added
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
7 9 7 6 3 - digits added

Thus, “varg black” is 79763.

Add 661 to it - this is the year Roman Empire was devastated by a plague, written backwards - you will get 80424.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1954 - the year Elvis recorded his debut single, putting the end to all morality and good taste. The number is now 44362.

Add 1967, the year Che Guevara was executed in Bolivia - the result is 46329.

Subtract 1979, the year Voluntary Euthanasia Society published how-to-do-it suicide guide. The result will be 44350.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1968 - the year Martin Luther King was shot to death. The number is now 3376.

This number, read as octal, gives 1790 - the year US patent system was established (eevil).

This is truly evil. QED.

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i dont know if i am evil or not but i dont feel like doing a lot of math to find out if anyone wants to do it for me go right a head…

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Um, lbzd or whatever? There’s a link for you to do it. It’s not that hard. All you do is put something in and the computer will select for you.

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Do you want more proof that elysiun is full of evil???

Well, here it is:

**** THE PROOF THAT Elysiun IS EVIL ****

E L Y S I U N
69 76 89 83 73 85 78 - as ASCII values
6 4 8 2 1 4 6 - digits added
_/ _/ _/ _/ _________/
6 4 8 2 2 - digits added

Thus, “Elysiun” is 64822.

Add 1945, the year Hiroshima and Nagasaki were nuked to make the world a better place - the result is 66767.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 23 - the symbol of death. The number is now 76743.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1927 - the year Fidel Castro was born. The number is now 32840.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1778 - the year Oliver Pollock invented ‘$’, the symbol of exploitation, suffering and injustice. The number is now 6601.

Turn the number backwards, and add 166 - the year Roman Empire was devastated by a plague. The number is now 1232.

This number, read as octal, gives 666 - the number of the Beast.

This is truly evil. QED.

And what about Blender???

**** THE PROOF THAT Blender IS EVIL ****

B L E N D E R
2 12 5 14 4 5 18 - as numbers
2 3 5 5 4 5 9 - digits added
_/ _/ _/ _/ _________/
2 3 5 5 9 - digits added

Thus, “Blender” is 23559.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1968 - the year Martin Luther King was shot to death. The number is now 97500.

Turn the number backwards, divide by 3 - the symbol of fulfillment. The number is now 193.

Add 3891 to it - this is the year Microsoft introduced Windows 1.0, written backwards - you will get 4084.

Add 2971 to it - this is the year guillotine was first used, written backwards - you will get 7055.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1966 - the year “Star Trek” premiered. The number is now 3541.

This number, read as octal, gives 1889 - the year Adolf Hitler was born.

This is truly evil. Blender is the ultimate weapon of evil!!! QED.

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**** THE PROOF THAT lbzd210 IS EVIL ****

L B Z D
76 66 90 68 - as ASCII values
4 3 9 5 - digits added
_/ _/ _/ _/
4 3 9 5 - digits added

Thus, “lbzd210” is 4395.

Add 002 to it - this is the symbol of greed, written backwards - you will get 4397.

Multiply the number by 006 - this is the symbol of war, from right to left. It gives 26382.

Add 6861 to it - this is the year Newton published wildly misunderstood “Principia”, written backwards - you will get 33243.

Add 7491 to it - this is the year Aleister Crowley paid a longer visit to hell, written backwards - you will get 40734.

Divide the number by 93 - this is the symbol of disease, backwards. It gives 438.

This, written in octal, is 666, the number of the Beast.

It speaks for itself. QED.

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**** THE PROOF THAT nothing IS EVIL ****

N O T H I N G
14 15 20 8 9 14 7 - as numbers
5 6 2 8 9 5 7 - digits added
_/ _/ _/ _/ _________/
5 6 2 8 3 - digits added

Thus, “nothing” is 56283.

Subtract 1927, the year Fidel Castro was born. The result will be 54356.

Add 4391 to it - this is the year Shirley Temple starred in her first movie, written backwards - you will get 58747.

Subtract 1948, the year World Health Organization was formed to defend the world from democracy. The result will be 56799.

Subtract 69, the symbol of perversion and pleasue in sin. The result will be 56730.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1876 - the year first crematorium in the United States opened. The number is now 1889.

The number 1889 is the year Adolf Hitler was born.

This clearly proves how evil the subject is. QED

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*me points at alltaken

U R EVILZ! :<

there…much simpler…

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**** THE PROOF THAT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING IS EVIL **** 


   A   B   S   O   L   U   T   E   L   Y   E   V   E   R   Y   T   H   I   N   G
  65  66  83  79  76  85  84  69  76  89  69  86  69  82  89  84  72  73  78  71     - as ASCII values
   2   3   2   7   4   4   3   6   4   8   6   5   6   1   8   3   9   1   6   8     - digits added
  \_________________/ \_________________/ \_________________/ \_________________/
   9                   7                   8                   9                     - digits added

Thus, "absolutely everything" is 9789.


Multiply the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, from right to left. It gives 19578. 

Turn the number backwards, divide by 7 - the sacred number of Illuminati. The number is now 12513. 

Subtract 6391 from the number - this is the year Bruno Hauptmann, baby killer, was executed, written backwards. It gives 6122. 

Subtract 2191 from the number - this is the year Titanic went for its first and last voyage, written backwards. It gives 3931. 

Turn the number backwards, and add 1983 - the year Microsoft introduced Windows 1.0. The number is now 3376. 

This number, read as octal, gives 1790 - the year US patent system was established (eevil). 

This is truly evil. QED.
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NO ITS NOT!!! lol.