…you press B or C to try to select more than one icon on the desktop(true story, gave me the idea for this thread.)
…you study someone’s head until they look at you funny to observe their proportions and topology.
…you dream all night about recalculating normals.
…you talk about Blender until your friends rip your clothes off.
…you spend more time in Blender than you do sleeping.
…you blame being late on taking too long for your ride to render.
Anything else from anyone?