rules:
post an imaginary super hero below the person above you. it has to be original and your own. Pretty simple, huh?
I start:
Superhero can absorb ultra-violet light, eat dirt, and drink massive amounts of water… then through the super hero’s hands this hero can manifest food SUPER fast… like an apple will appear above this hero’s hand in like 1.2 seconds, if this hero wanted.
The alias is FOOD HERO!!! and the real name of this hero is Sharpie Baskinsnap
extra points awarded for tackiness. 