Challenge #992 "Steampunk Mobility" (24/06/22) Entries CLOSED

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Ladies and Gentlemen! For your consideration, now available to install, the genteel Royal Victorian “Lighting Bolt” Stairclimber, for the discerning elderly gentry.

  • Uses modern coal-fired technology - works even when the gas-lamps have failed.
  • Instant-on - Ready to run within 5 minutes.
  • Cog-wheel technology to reduce number of “slippage” incidents.
  • Runaway stop bumper included.
  • Narrow gauge - leaves sufficient room on the staircase for servants to walk carrying trays.
  • Pendulum chair suspension for your comfort.
  • Optional brake available.

Now available in your choice of Midnight, Anthracite, Charcoal Black or Deep Grey, with accents of Brass or Bronze.

Our team of navvies can install this in your home in a matter of a week.

(Adequate ventilation required during operation. Avoid contact with the hot metal surfaces. Do not overpressure. Do not run dry. Remove top hat or bowler indoors.)

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