A possible rival to Chuck Norris?

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Techno Viking vs. Chuck Norris, who would win!?

I vote Techno Viking…

If you don’t know who Techno Viking is…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4

http://www.aclevercookie.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/chuck.jpg

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Well I’ll just stay loyal to chuck.

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he can count to infinity twice

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Well, Chuck looks up to Vernon Koekemoer, South Africa’s hero.
I’ve read somewhere that Chuck Norris had gay fantasies about Vernon…
Check him out on youtube.
http://overtone.co.za/musicblog/wp-content/gallery/vernon-koekemoer/v3.jpg
http://vukaclub.com/files/node_images/Vernon%20Koekemoer/schalk-vs-vernon.jpg

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HAHA I was just about to post something about Vernon but you beat me to it lol.

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http://overtone.co.za/musicblog/wp-content/gallery/vernon-koekemoer/v11.jpg
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l101/lycasleep/ski.jpg
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z16/Gambit_ZA/untitled4-1.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3259/2348880093_9cd70bd0ba.jpg?v=0
http://www.blueworld.co.za/groups/wallUploads/absolute_vernon0.jpg
http://inderdaad.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/vernonman.jpg

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LOL there’s actually a Techno Viking vs. Vernon Koekemoer video.

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Kimbo Slice

http://cdn.cagepotato.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/kimbo_slice_elite_xc.jpg

'Nuff Said…:ba:

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Jeez, couldn’t they bodywax the center crack of his torso?

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lol it’s an arrow! :slight_smile:

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I would love nothing more than for Slice to whoop the shit out that pale white ass euro-trash commie along with everybody else in that photo, So I would have to say
My money is on Chuck and the big black guy. GO USA!

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So THAT’S what Hulk Hogan is up to these days! I was wondering what he was doing to try to get his son’s jail sentence reduced, and to get money for his divorce settlement…

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Punch me out here?

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LOL. The land of the FREE baby:cool:

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haha well it’s unfortunate that the man in the picture is a little free-tarded