Stick it, Marcus. 
Okay, new answer: Purple.
What color is barney?
What?! I didn’t know you where!
What is is a silly question where the answer makes no sense?
Ornithopter
What flaps like a bird but isn’t organic?
Cockadoodledoo!
What sound do you hear at the farm in the morning ?
Higher Crackington, Cornwall, south west toe of Great Britain. Devon is the bestest in the world!
Who else can piss off?
coordinated toss offs
What is the most disgusting thing you can think of right now?
Yes I am.
Are you Barack Obama in disguise? 
No way!
Did you drop a ten dollar set of earrings to a homeless persons hat ?
isme
What is the the International Society for Microbial Ecology abbreviated?
3 hookers, 2 cats, 1 astronaut, Jesus and a thumb drive.
a great sitcom?
the lunchlady
Who serves that disgusting stuff, anyway?
Milton Berle.
Who’s that cool dude ?
A quarter pound of grease!
What’s that on your plate?
A black hole falling out of Tuesday into a broken verb on a truck.
What would make Steven Fry wet himself with laughter?
Youghurt.
What’s the second person singular construction of yogurt?
Sam I am.
Who brought the green eggs and ham?
Judd Hirsch.
Who is the guy that acted in all those movies about things?
Depends on the ear.
Was that note sharp or flat?
Pixie dust.
For the last time, what is not a toy?
Jeopardy!