Is not having your pet feature officially in Blender worth holding a grudge over?
Continually banging on it and attacking the devs. until the desired result is achieved could only result in a locked thread or someone getting banned, as it’s not going to happen due to already stated reasons.
With that out of the way, perhaps there is a sampling algorithm out there that is optimized for usage with a denoiser at the cost of aesthetics (but resulting in higher quality). That could serve as a massive optimization and help people forget about the scrambling patch.