Funnys


(IngieBee) #1

Hi all, hope these are new, I don’t remember seeing them in imgrandpaboy n who’s it’s plosts (sorry, off hand I forgot your name, and too tired to look up) Anyway, I guess I’m hopeing you’ll start some funny stuff here again so I can have a laugh at work tomorrow :slight_smile:

I also want to see how this image thinggy works :stuck_out_tongue:

http://www.ingiebee.com/Pics/LOOSETON.jpg
http://www.ingiebee.com/Pics/pork.jpg
http://www.ingiebee.com/Pics/LIQUIDPA.jpg

Man, I hope they’re not repeats, I got them yesterday in email :slight_smile:

Come, send some funnys for me tomorrow, please???

Love ya, Ingie


(gargola) #2

http://www.funehumor.com/images/fun/mouse.jpg

ok,here is one sweety! i’ll add more later… :smiley:


(gargola) #3

http://www.artbell.com/images/catcaffeine.jpg

now this is cute!!! he he he! :smiley:


(fullback) #4

This one is for all you Dutchmen out there.

http://www23.brinkster.com/bluemeany/images/littlehooligan

I guess Ajax was in town. :smiley:
A hooligan in the making.

Ingie,
You have a “little one” don’t you? Don’t let this happen! :smiley:


(IngieBee) #5

LOL, Thanks that’s a cute one. It’s funny, Kids say a bad word, and the first thing the parents say is “where did you hear that??” And of course they learned it from their parents, LOL. Ever see a Christmas Story? That’s so true!!! Every time I lose it and curse, I think of that. I turn around and say “don’t you say what I just said, LOL” What a hypocrite I am :stuck_out_tongue:

Boy, that kitty got into your coffee Angel? LOL Those eyes really look like they’ve been stretched!!!


(gargola) #6

http://www.busybeeofficeshop.com/LuvShack/JokePictures/images/Snowman_jpg.jpg

he he he! :smiley:


(pofo) #7

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue: :wink:


(bogbean) #8

I used to have that problem too! Until I tried new EEL-GO, from Gocter and Pramble.

I just spray about 1/3 of a can on the deck and I have an eel free hovercraft for at least 3 months.

Try it today. 3 million hovercraft owners can’t be wrong!


(fullback) #9

LOL! I actually slop generous portions of bacon grease on the deck and control surfaces. It keeps those slimy freeloaders away and has the ancillary benefit of being almost completely waterproof. :smiley: :smiley:

I just have to make sure it doesn’t go rancid on me.

If you are a Monty Python fanatic you should recognize my signature easily enough. For the rest, well…

Here’s a new one (I hope)
http://www23.brinkster.com/bluemeany/images/dui

GO CANADA! :stuck_out_tongue: I would be so proud if I was related to this gentleman.


(Pooba) #10

LOL! :stuck_out_tongue: :smiley: :slight_smile:


(gargola) #11

http://mmmonte.com/funny/ValleyC.jpg

poor!.. he he he! :smiley:

ps: i like the quality of this image…the best rendered image i have seen! LOL he he he! :wink:


(IngieBee) #12

ROFL Oh that’s too good!!!

Love it, Ingie


(gargola) #13

http://www.naute.com/images/positive.gif

The Power of Positive Thinking! … he he he! :smiley:


(Timonides) #14

Hello!!! :smiley:

I don’t know if I am doing this image thing right, but if it works check this:

http://www.humorasylum.com/pictures.shtml?/pics/pic84.jpg

and also:

http://www.humorasylum.com/pictures.shtml?/pics/pic223.jpg

bye…


(IngieBee) #15

LOL, That’s good too, positive thinking makes your day, eh?

skontar, put the Img thing down (from the above buttons, it’s (Img) only with [ these) and then close them with (/Img) only with these ] and then in between, you put the url to the image, which you have to load up somewhere on the net. I’d love to see what ya got :smiley:

Thanks for the funnys!!!

Love Ingie


(Timonides) #16

Hello Ingie!!! :smiley:

put the Img thing down (from the above buttons, it’s (Img) only with [ these) and then close them with (/Img) only with these ] and then in between, you put the url to the image, which you have to load up somewhere on the net.

That’s exactly what I did, pressed the image button, filled the url to the images and pressed the image button again, but it didn’t work. I guess that the web site from where I saw them doesn’t allow to use these images this way.

Anyway if you are still interested to see them here are the links:

http://www.humorasylum.com/pictures.shtml?/pics/pic84.jpg
http://www.humorasylum.com/pictures.shtml?/pics/pic223.jpg

They also have alot more funny pictures there at www.humorasylum.com (he, he…) :stuck_out_tongue:

I will try to post some other pics if I manage to get this thing work. :x

By the way did you fixed that ppp dialer problem you had with the Red Hat? (see my reply at Blech… post, if you haven’t allready).

Keep the good work with the tutorials :smiley:

Thanks…


(fullback) #17

This has to be something from a Carribean resort. What tickles me is the graphics for the sign. Watch out for the large number of people who could be crawling across the road with bottle in hand!!!

It is probably P-shop’d but it is still funny.

http://www23.brinkster.com/bluemeany/images/drunkcrossing


(CubeFan973) #18

If you are a Monty Python fanatic you should recognize my signature easily enough. For the rest, well…

For those of you who think Monty Python is immature/not funny/weird/British, well, at least three of you are right.

For those of you who still have no clue of what he means by “My hovercraft is full of eels,” go watch “And Now For Something Completely Different.” If you watch the first half hour, you’ll know pretty quickly what he means.

But if you still don’t want to watch them, well, do you think I should summarize the sketch?

All right (before keep-left signs start attacking me), there was this Hungarian guy who went into a tobbaconist in Britain. He consulted a English/Hungarian phrasebook, and rather than saying something like “I’d like some cigarrettes,” he said, “I will not buy this record, it is scratched.” For matches, it was the “My hovercraft is full of eels” remark that Fullback’s popularizing. He even said “Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy-bouncy?” to a GUY, thinking it meant “How much will this be?”

It turns out that another guy purposefully wrote that phrasebook to cause a “breach of the peace.” ("The Hungarian phrase for “Can you direct me to the railway station?” is here translated by the phrase, “Please fondle my buttocks!”)


(fullback) #19

You’re a good man CubeFan973. Hopefully, you have had your personality thoroughly warped by Cleese, Idol, Chapman, Jones, Palin and Gilliam. I know I have.

BTW, you forgot the “My nipples explode with delight” part. :smiley:


(gargola) #20

SKontar: Like this…

http://www.humorasylum.com/pics/pic84.jpg