will you father my babies pixelmass?
aaaaaaaand.
there.
hows that?
Not bad, now can I have a cigarette? And while you are up, could you get me a cold one from out of the 'fridge?
I have nobody on my ignore list I have love for all mankind…
All you awesome people on this forum… group hug!
Edit: ooh 1999th post i wonder what my 2000th will be 
Make a good choice on that post! Happy b’day!
I just don’t know!!!
I’ll give you the beer right after I remove all the alcohol (being drunk robs you of any possible intelligence)
Lay off the beer then :rolleyes:
Mountain dew tastes better anyway, still the beer companies need an alcohol remover.
Umm, wouldn’t that kinda defy the point of brewing a fermented drink?
Not all fermented drinks are alcoholic.
How about this one:
Kitties do the funniest things sometimes!
and they say I wear too much shiny metal bits with leather… 
Yet having a drink doesn’t. In fact, having a drink can cut out the chatter in my mind, allowing me to focus and work much more quickly on more complex problems.
It’s a shame you don’t understand the difference between enjoying something and abusing it.
It’s also a shame you think that mountain dew tastes better than beer, though being in America I can see why.
I somehow doubt you’ve found the delights of fine whisky too.
Oh well.