My brother was talking my head off about stupid things. I began swearing angrily (“Shut the f*ck up!” He didn’t), and my sister came into the room and told me to leave. I didn’t. I started towards this computer, but I remembered something from “Clerks”: Vent your anger and you’ll feel better.
So I get a drink of water (which my sister thought I’d throw on him), take a huge sip, then spit it all out onto my brother! This is taken from “Clerks,” where a customer won’t shut up about tabloids, so Randall spits water in his face. Unlike “Clerks,” however, I was too far away to get just his face, so I also got his shirt and some of the floor, too. He swore a lot (as well as take off his shirt–good doG, that’s disturbing to see since he’s very fat). But I didn’t care. That was one of the most refreshing drinks of water I’ve ever had.
Moral: Vent your anger, and you’ll feel better.