Lesson learned: Don’t listen to dubstep while modeling 
But seriously, I need critique on the UVs and how to place seams correctly. I’ve watched a lot of tutorials on this topic, but I want to get bertter at hiding my seams. Here is the .blend file:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9J8lfyB3w2PZGRUVTQ3TnVFYUE/view?usp=sharing