My Pokemons bring all the boys to the yard
They’re like, ya wanna trade cards
Damn right, I wanna trade cards
I could beat you, I gots a Charizard
Hahahaha. Hahaha.
You coming to the yard for Pokemons?
I’m no boy. I’m a man. So never ever.
I’m sure I could rewrite the song 
my friend had a charizard in grade 2 (wow, like ten years ago) and i was so jealous
only halfway through the month and already there’s a solid leader for the “random topic of the month” contest.
what’s a poke-hi-mom!?
I’ve got Blue Eyes!~
I had holifoil (if thats how you spell it :P) Zapdos (if thats how you spell that to)
thats hilarious. i sold all my cards in the fourth grade for like 10$, and i had probably spent at least 300$ origionaly getting them all. lmao 
i never could get charizard.
Pokemon is nothing. A dude I used to know had a couple shoe boxes full of really old Magic: The Gather cards - before that game got popular. He had already gotten bored of it by the time that game got huge, and he ended up selling off his cards and getting an INSANE amount of money from it. The cards cost him maybe $500 total and he had to have gotten around ten times that by the time I got to know him, and he still had a buttload of the most rare cards held back. I hope he sold them before the game sorta crashed.
Dude built a pretty tight recording studio with Magic: The Gathering profits 
Kool, I should have sold my pokemons before that crashed
Magic doesn’t rhyme with the song though. Magic is fail. Pokemons is awesome.
I still have all of my Pokemon cards, and used to watch the show in second grade. Now, from what I see on the show, it is really dumb. It seems like the just have a “Randomamon” Random Pokemon name Generator, and they just draw up stupid concepts for them. The Game Boy games ruled though. I had Pokemon Blue when I was little, now I have the dumb Pikachu Edition.
I hate the theme song to the show.
Thank you Dakka Dakka! That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while!
Wait this is from a song?