I’ve decided to start a list of oxymorons because… I have. anyway i’ll start off with two:
WindowsXP Proffesional
Military Intelligence
http://www.oxymoronlist.com/
Someone came up with this link during a Weekend Challenge with ‘Oxymoron’ as the topic.
And man, the guy who won that Weekend Challenge really kicked @ss:
https://blenderartists.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=32624
ooh yes I remember
And man, the guy who won that Weekend Challenge really kicked @ss
I can’t help but to agree with you
cordless extension cord
A cheap printer.
semi bullet proof glass
Microsoft Works --> that one’s the best
Government organisation
Fresh frozen
Light yet filling
Honest salesman
Pretty ugly
Act naturally
Advanced BASIC
Genuine imitation
Good grief
Working holiday
Almost exactly
Alone together
Business ethics
Peace force
Charm offensive
That enough for you? ( this line one isn’t an oxymoron )
.:Tr@ceR:. is cool.
I hear: “Random Pattern” alot…
Honest Presidential Candidate
Small SUV
Good Country Song
Good Country Song
Good Taste
Thanks. 
That was an oxymoron.
Oh. 
… Now I feel really stupid. (If you mean that good taste was an oxymoron…)
I’m confused. :o Runs to a [safe hideaway]
OXYMORON ^My favorites are
rap music
jumbo shrimp
non-dairy creamer
clean dirt
Master Apprentice
Living Dead
I’m an oximoron.
Blender sucks.
Bill Gates.
I’m thinking that Gates are usually closed. But at first I thought “Open”…Uh…argh. I’ll crawl back under my rock now %|