Ok we’ve all seen it and something needs to be said before it goes any further. Now I realise I’m not in a particularly good position to comment on hair styling given that I have the nickname bowlcut but there is a limit beyond which I wouldn’t even go.
Our beloved Cambo used to be a handsome guy as we can see in this picture:
A role model to us all - intelligent, good-looking, even a snappy dresser. Ah but then during Peach, Cambo hit puberty and hair started growing in places where there was no hair before as demonstrated in the following images. Caution: not suitable for young children:
Even grey-haired guy has more style now and Cambo can only hang his head in shame:
(of course grey-haired guy always had style ;))
Now I think I know why this has happened, the Peach team all knew Cambo was the best looking guy in the team so given the high publicity on Peach, they had to ensure they got their share of the girls. Sabotage was the only way. Also they seem to have some negativity towards the tree generator. So they probably suggested it like 'hey Cambo, you know how you’d look really cool? Grow a ‘tache, girls love them’ and then every day they make comments like ‘lookin’ sharp Cambo, love that ‘tache’. But they’re lying to you man, they want the girls for themselves. :no:
So this is a petition, no, a plea for Cambo to return sanity to the upper lip before it gets worse. Oh it can get worse alright, here is an artist’s depiction of how Cambo will look in 2 months:
So I beg you all for Cambo’s sake vote yes on the fuzz removal.
PS Brecht, I know you have to keep that big brain warm but in case you need a trim:
Cheap and effective.