Stupidly Sweet! Candy Factory (Stupidia)

Behold the most fantasical trick or treating candy factory the world has ever seen! Working on the outskirts of Stuipdia, this seasonal candy factory makes candy so stupidly sweet, it’s said to have real KILLER taste! The factory has two massive windows on the front showcasing the creation of it’s two most popular candies~

  • One of the candies being Curious Cat bars which lose all 9 of their lives in the process of being created! The chocolate is first formed by the two robotic hands and tubes into the shape of the cat, which then foolishly wanders into the doghouse of a rather territorial dog. Once three cats are made, they’re then brought into the skyscraper which gives them flavorful filling! After this they fall from a very high height where they unfortunately do not fall on their feet. They then enter the freezer of a seafood store, where they are accidentally locked in the freezer rendering the chocolate hardened. They then walk out onto a bridge where, ignoring the warning of falling rocks, get the additive of nuts on every other bar of chocolate! They then trot past broken exposed electrical wires, eat rats that have ingested deadly poison, and don’t wait their turn on the crosswalk before finally entering the painting station coloring the cats! Finally, they are sent to the vet to be put down(wrapped), and sent up a tube to be finalized in the factory!

  • On the other side are peppermint knives, after being sent out the peppermint spiral door, the block is properly “painted”, and sent to the guillotine to be cut into the perfectly sharp knife shapes by the extremely fast falling cookie cutter shapes! Then after being elevated up to the second level the knives are then freed from the rest of the peppermint block via the blacksmith beater, with the rest of the block being sent down to the Rocket 88 Furnace. Then, they are sent into the sugar sprinkler and off to the THING to be sent up into packaging!

  • There’s also the basic chocolate bar creator, which sends out large chocolates into the vacuum cleaner, then up the PERFECTLY functional pipes to be superheated by our top notch technology(a dying flashlight and a magnifying glass), through into a wrapping system which then sends out the candy onto the conveyor belt to be scanned, scanned for what? We don’t know, the scanner won’t tell us.

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