try this in google:
define:love
Oh, and from my side, love=naught. Haven’t you ever played tennis?
I’ll bite the bullet and post the best definition I like best:
Love is long suffering,
love is kind,
it is not jealous,
love does not boast,
it is not inflated.
It is not discourteous,
it is not selfish,
it is not irritable,
it does not think of wrongdoing.
It does not rejoice over the wrong, but rejoices in the truth
It covers all things,
it has faith for all things,
it hopes in all things,
it endures in all things.
The author is known for setting the example, by the way.
Thats mine as well. I believe I know who you are talking about. =]
+1 to that, Cub. 
EDIT: a quote from a chris rock show:
"
If you haven’t contemplated murder, you ain’t been in love. If you haven’t seriously thought about killing a mother[BEEP], you ain’t been in love. If you haven’t had a can of rat poison in your hand and looked at it for forty-five minutes straight, you ain’t been in love. If you haven’t bought a shovel and a bag and a rug to roll their ass up in, you ain’t been in love. If you haven’t practiced your alibi in front of the mirror, you ain’t been in love.
"
Here’s some quotes from this shop down the road that has some plagues for sale:
- love your enemies, they will hate you for it
- a woman’s place is in charge
- never mind the dog, beware of the wife
- many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor
These are all I can remember . . .
Well, now i’m perfectly sure that i have i never been in love. Okay, maybe just once.