You know you are addicted to BLENDER when...

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You try to rotate pictures by holding down the middle mouse button…
You brush your teeth on one side of your mouth expecting Blenders mirror modifier to get the other side…

Your turn to come up with some…
(The funny thing is I caught myself doing some of those listed above…)

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You start wondering what is Suzanne doing when you close the application.

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…you come across the billionth ‘you know you’re addicted to BLENDER when…’ thread :evilgrin:

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And you can name the starter of all of them…

:evilgrin:

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When there’s a chessboard in front of you and you think…
“Wow… that render looks almost real”

Then you think…
“Holy crap… it is real! I need help”

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…when people get angry at you for coming up with existential connections between blender and everything else…

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When you finally stop associating the name with the kitchen appliance but the actual program!

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When you are making a drawing on paper, and try to click ctrl z, when ever you make a mistake;)

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I already did that… And I am using Blender for few months! I need qualified help! Pronto!

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You know you are addicted to BLENDER when…

  • your postcount exceed 700 on any Blender related forum
  • you wonder how #insert favorite movie# could be done with Blender
  • you know more about Blender than Roosendaal himself
  • you named your pet “Suzanne”
  • you launch Blender then kiss your spouse/husband
  • you named one of your children with one of the developpers first name
  • you think orange is a nice color
  • you’ve watched ED more than twice
  • you know what ED stand for
  • you’ve debugged Blender once
  • you’ve read this whole post
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You wake up one day with a splitting hangover with no recollection of last night’s bachelor party. You turn on the news only to see an image of this sign

http://uploader.polorix.net//files/139/Random%20Pics/fadiezsubsurfedthissign.JPG

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LOL
did you really do that or is it photoshop?

You know you are addicted to blender when…
you post in a you know you are addcted to plender when therad without a you know you are addicted to blender joke.

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You lose count of how many of these threads there are.

Mystery

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It’s an online church sign generator.

Anyway, some people might get tired of these threads, I don’t…:smiley: Guess that means I’m addicted to Blender.

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Your wife wants to know…
A) Who the $%*& is Suzanne, and how long as the affair been going on for…:slight_smile:
B) where to forward your mail…:slight_smile:

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… Your crossing the road, and find yourself wondering how to model the approaching car that’s doing sixty…:slight_smile:

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…oh noes.

But actually you know that you’re addicted to Blender when you use it for almost 3 years. And you know that you’ll never get away from it again.

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A) …when you think the Blender (kitchen utensil) is broken, because CTRL-Z doesn’t work…
B) …when your a founding member of BA (Blender’s Anonymous).

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I tried to use ‘g’ in many programs, select things with RMB, scale pictures with ‘s’, etc. etc.

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…when you can’t stop using it… (that would be the definition of addicted, no?)

I’ve had all too many nights like the following:

Parental unit: It’s 10:30, and you have school tomorrow! go to bed!
me: oh, crap, I’ve got 3 hours of homework I meant to do!
me: …
me: lemme just finish this UV unwrap…

and people wonder why I get the grades I do