Are you sure we saw the same movie?
(some little spoilers of the same size as a trailer)
Okay:
“Rd move the lift” “No idiot Up not Down!” What is that all about? Isn’t the movie long enough for this nonsens.
There’s more of this nonsens:
Darth and Obi fight, then a lava scooping drooid flies into view.
“Euh,… hello,” “Yes hello, we are in a battle here” “Euh, okay”… fight continues. What is that planet for anyway? Lava scooping?
Look I really like starwars, it has that nice Jack Vance feeling of aliens. (Hmmm, how did patme get pregnant when Anakin was on the war front for 2 years?). Far more free than thoose trekkies, who are more a.c.clark in my view. And the best movie of that free spirit and pirating is what we now call episode IV (please spare me the marketing brainwash that it’s a whole sequal story, who is it about then? The councelar? He is in all the episodes!)
I was very disappointed that I still have no clue as to what the dark side is.
Purple vingertips! Well I knew that from ep6. I real shame that there is no added story, not even an added alien race (I think Lucas chickend out after the JarJar debacle). Now we still don’t know why there is only one Yoda. O we now know where Luke and Leia come from, but we already did!
If you are going to watch the 6 episodes back to back then this episode is going to be pretty stuppid, I think.
Now didn’t this clone sample have a son? He becomes a bounty hunter, but does not get any special treatment from Darth? Weird.
Some more “farce” story holes:
The force does not work truw glas or something? Why doesn’t Obi do his hand trick when the droids are eating his spaceship? (someone liked the matrix a bit to much here, hole drilling droids that cut wires?)
And if it doesn’t work truw glass, why is there so little of it (glass)?
Now I’m totally confused about the number of droids we have here and the number of them in New Hope. There is no reason to assume they all broke down in the time to come. And what happend to all the clones? I’m confussed.
Hahaha: “And erase his memory…” Why?.. well it would be a continuty error if he ended up with Luke SKYWALKER and that didn’t ring a bell, so: “erase his memory”, not that it adds anything to the story, or adds anything at all, but Lucas just don’t wants emails on why C3PO keeps his mouth shut in the previous movies (yeah yeah, 4,5 & 6, I know).
Again, I think it’s a shame Lucas just went thruw his list:
- Must think of reason why Anakin moves to the dark side: Check
- Explain dark side: Hmm.
- Swap light sabers: Check
(haha, topic says “no spoilers” so I’m not going to tell how ‘smart’ that was solved: enjoy!)
- Obi & Lando & Yoda: Check (make sure Yoda is on far planet)
- Luke & Leia: Check
- Black mask: Yep
- Stripe #2, People did not like virus in blood idea of the force: Check
But,… Images Are Incredible (except for weird motion blur) !
The landscapes are totaly exceptable. So is Yoda. And all other digital stuff.
All very very well done. Nowhere there is a reason to start thinking it’s an animation movie when for certain large parts are 100% virtual.
And the acting is far better than in ep2. The crazy things they say are from the louzy script, not the actors.
O well, great fun. Well worth the money. Good piece of entertainment for only 5 euro ( That’s the same as the 2 beers cost ).
Well done Lucas! It’s finished, you’re rich, now make some good movies!