What did your boss do after you told his wife to “get the f#ck out of my house”?
well she turned bright red, then purple and made a “pfffft!” sound repeatedly … stood up and demanded that her husband follow her out. [husband just sits there with the “1000 yard stare” totally silent] Then she turned and stomped out, slamming the door.
After she was gone my boss said something to the effects of “Sorry about that, I dont know what to do anymore.”, then he began to eat the steak, [wife honks the car horn] and commenting on how good the steak was, and how there was an involuntary ban on meat in his house.[wife honks the car horn again]
He then said that I was the first person to stand up to her, and that he wished he could do it without serious sexual/mental retaliation. [wife honks the car horn], he looks in the direction of the car, and starts eating the steak again, then says “dont worry she will do that one more time before coming back in.” Just as he predicted the horn sounded once again a few minuets later, and we heard the car door slam, and a muddled "gaaaaaad dammit! "…
He then stood up, and thanked us for a great dinner, and apologized again, then went to pacify his wife.
We never spoke of it again at work, and everything was business as usual
After that I totaly understood why at lunchtime he was ordering double pastrami, and roast beef sandwiches , Big Macs, Double cheese burgers and everything else he could not eat in his own home.